McJim : "That gijoe is such a nana, I think we left him in Tuatapere with the sausages!"
Gremlin : "Hah! He left them in my topbox, off to your place for a feed then?"
McJim : "That gijoe is such a nana, I think we left him in Tuatapere with the sausages!"
Gremlin : "Hah! He left them in my topbox, off to your place for a feed then?"
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
"Wadda ya mean you think someones following you?"
"More and more girls are keen to get a leg over." Katherine Prumm Sunday Star Times, Nov 2, 2008:
Dude I think we have to dump the stash you have in your top box!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Whaddya mean I passed ya on a yellow. It's on the other side of the white line ya dick. Now piss off before a cage sideswipes both of us.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
umm.. don't look now, but the driver of that 18 wheeler's takin a photo.....
Jabulani Kupela www.michelleclair.com
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
"I'm scared. It looks like one of them corner thingies".
"Are you sure the Honda riders social wasn't back there?"
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Hey ya missus wants you to go back and pick her up!
"Hey guys with this outfit and a wheel strapped to my arse someone might actually think I have a motorcycle!"
In space, no one can smell your fart.
"Hey, if I wore fingerless gloves like Scummy does maybe we wouldn't lose so many roaches"
McJim "I swear I thought you had the mrs on the back, maybe we should go back and have a look for her?"
Gremlin "Fuck that! The pubs round the corner!"
Distributor of Uncle Garrys cushions for Uncle Flips Kickers (or should that be knickers?!?)
Cleverly disguised as an adult!D.N.B.W
and newly est Grease Monkey
like a fuckin horse mate, like fuckin horse.
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