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    McJim : "That gijoe is such a nana, I think we left him in Tuatapere with the sausages!"
    Gremlin : "Hah! He left them in my topbox, off to your place for a feed then?"
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    Dude I think we have to dump the stash you have in your top box!

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    Whaddya mean I passed ya on a yellow. It's on the other side of the white line ya dick. Now piss off before a cage sideswipes both of us.


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    umm.. don't look now, but the driver of that 18 wheeler's takin a photo.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sondela View Post
    umm.. don't look now, but the driver of that 18 wheeler's takin a photo.....
    GiJoe driving an 18 wheeler
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    GiJoe driving an 18 wheeler
    They obviously do not want to be seen with a Honda rider...

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    Hey ya missus wants you to go back and pick her up!

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    "Hey guys with this outfit and a wheel strapped to my arse someone might actually think I have a motorcycle!"
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    McJim "I swear I thought you had the mrs on the back, maybe we should go back and have a look for her?"
    Gremlin "Fuck that! The pubs round the corner!"
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    like a fuckin horse mate, like fuckin horse.

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