Been there done that. Try vaccuuming it up and then getting someone tyo let it out. Thats amusingOriginally Posted by myvice
Aargh, photos!
Been there done that. Try vaccuuming it up and then getting someone tyo let it out. Thats amusing
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Still Ridin'
OK, While we're on the topic of enraged animals I'll post this. Sniper's seen it cause I PMed it to him...
We'd all been in town shopping (mum, dad, me and younger brother) and came home to hear this crashing and banging frenzy of activity coming from the lounge. We went to investigate but before we got to the archway between the dining room and lounge the cat landed in the middle of the archway in a "starfish" position - all legs out at angles from the body and at full stretch.
We had just enough time to see a pair of wild eyes staring at us past a weta then the cat went from this "starfish" stance to a backward somersault without bending its legs (not that it could bend them in that position) and resumed its path of destruction through the lounge, running up the walls then back-looping off them.
It took two adults and two kids five minutes to catch the poor bastard and remove the weta from its nose.
Then we worked out what had happened:
A few weeks previously dad had found a weta and gave it to my younger brother as a "pet". Michael put it in a jar but didn't feed it and a while later it was on its side, apparently dead. Michael took the lid off the jar, looked at it then put the jar back on the shelf instead of throwing the dead weta away.
The cat must've stuck it s nose in the jar to see what was in it, ending up with the weta attached to one of the most sensitive parts of an animal's anatomy.
Never believe a weta that tells you it's dead - they lie!
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Aargh, photos!
I laughed so much when Wolf PM'd me this
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Aargh, photos!
I read this again and just about wet myself. Its as funny as the first time.
EDIT: Just noticed I was a repost offender once too :O
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...utant+squirrel
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...utant+squirrel
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...utant+squirrel
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Did you all see that playing out SOOOO clearly in front of you as well...???
A good laugh for the morning!
I can see the squirrel sitting back in the evening, with his mates, and telling them about "his day"... "well first I was kicking the shit outta this car that tried to run me down, and then I jumped off just in time to kick the living snot outta some dumbass who tried to run me down... you'll love this guys - on a bike! So after climbing INTO his helmet to give him the biff, I left him 'cause I saw some cops to attack"
And then his fellow squirrels saying under their breath "yeah right - bullshit artist"!
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Kiwi gone Walkabout
The same author has some great road stories also..fwiw
http://lifeisaroad.com/
wheelchair rookie
Great post.
If someone infracts you for that then they need to get a grip and grow up. Thank goodness that we dont have those sort of evil critters in NZ...
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Bevelhead Dinosaur
Believe me, you do NOT want to hit one of those bastards
The bike was a write-off
I was lucky enough to slide (a long way) and get up a walk away
They're tough little mo-fo's. the front wheel never stood a chance
Forum whore
Thanks. I needed that.
Wot he said!!!
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
It was playing Possum....
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Still Ridin'
Learning bad habits from those bloody AussiesIt was playing Possum....
Motorbike Camping for the win!
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Underarm bowling marsupial??
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
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Forum whore
Sorry, Opossum!
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
i have not cryed laughter so hard in all my life i am not kidding tears of laughter are actually rolling down my face
demonic squirell bwahahahaa
this is undoubtably the best post EVER
rep my friend major rep
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