View Poll Results: You are forced to choose between bikes and sex for a year:

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  • Sex is optional, but I need my riding fix

    158 69.00%
  • Bikes? Bugger that! I'll satisfy my hardwired reproductive urges, TYVM!

    71 31.00%
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Thread: Sex or bikes?

  1. #136
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    1st August 2005 - 20:26
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    Talking sorry guys..

    but a good hard bike ride lasts longer than sex.......and you keep ya leathers on to...unless you have a fetish that is, but that is another topic all together.
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    Both. EOS.
    Om nom nom.

  3. #138
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    Jeez NC, whats with Te Reo all of a sudden.
    And who's the tutae?
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

  4. #139
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    Talking come on...

    sorry but have to ask come on fess up who here have had sex on a bike yes while it is not going...or have had a bit of ruff n tumble with there leathers? or this belong in the department of fetish practises? and no i have had fun next to a bike but not on it
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

  5. #140
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    11th July 2005 - 20:46
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    but a good hard bike ride lasts longer than sex.......and you keep ya leathers on to...unless you have a fetish that is, but that is another topic all together.

    Oh so true,and I bet your bike don,t say something like NOT TONIGHT I'M TIED bahbahbah

  6. #141
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    Rather be riding my two wheeled steed.

    I can ride her how i feel like without complaint nor guilt that im not doing it right for her.

    Riding a bike is always good, better than a lazy root anyday. nuff said.

    Not to mention no threat of baby bikes showing up in 9 months time.

    No need to sweat every fathers day, always concerned ill get a card in the mail.

  7. #142
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  8. #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    what about sex on a bike?
    suck a small space though but I can see a crouching over the seat situation working maybe
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

  9. #144
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    what about sex on a bike?
    Great minds think alike, thats what I was about to say
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

  10. #145
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    suck a small space though but I can see a crouching over the seat situation working maybe
    where there's a will, there's several ways

    snipe, what can I say...?? seperated at birth.. along with MDU and Biff. Must have been a big momma

  11. #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur
    There needs to be another option.

    Although I must admit I've not combined the two. One for the to-do list I feel.

    Make sure it has a centre stand...

  12. #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick
    Make sure it has a centre stand...
    Exactly bike on the centre stand the reciever with her head facing the tail and you standing on the pegs................would probably pay not to get to excited, would want to drop the bike

  13. #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    where there's a will, there's several ways

    snipe, what can I say...?? seperated at birth.. along with MDU and Biff. Must have been a big momma
    You are the second person to call my momman fat
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

  14. #149
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    I see no reason why I can't have both, personally I find sex on a bike to be initially a challenge, but with perseverence very rewarding, cornering and foreplay however should be avoided as it tends to unsettle the bike and could result in getting your chin down in more ways then one.

  15. #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez
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    Good idea. We could fill a few pages, just talking about what whitetrash reackons he can do.
    Just remember fact is stranger than fiction
    How bout sex with bikes? ......
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