Hubby....

[Finn]

Please try and keep up.

Sorry Hitcher, that was the first time I've ever read one of your posts. Who are you and what do you do with our money?

[Hitcher]

Sorry Hitcher, that was the first time I've ever read one of your posts. Who are you and what do you do with our money?

If I told you, I'd then have to spray you. Rest assured your taxes are safe in my hands.

[Finn]

If I told you, I'd then have to spray you.

You're a cop. I knew it!

[Hitcher]

You're a cop. I knew it!

Bzzzzzzt! Wrong answer.

[jim.cox]

Get it right for fucks sake! They are PUBLIC servants. They get their wages from the public... like the ecilops and the defence farce....

public SERPENTS more like

[Hitcher]

public SERPENTS more like

And we know where you live...

[Ixion]

Well, in the case of Mr Hitcher I would expect explanations of any serpents in NZ to be definately part of his job description.

[Finn]

Well, in the case of Mr Hitcher I would expect explanations of any serpents in NZ to be definately part of his job description.

He's an MP?

[Ixion]

You could try priest? Garden of Eden and all that

[Marmoot]

And Asian Civil Servants! They drive bad AND tax you for it!

ROFTLMAO........must spread rep around b4 repping u again :

[Marmoot]

Bzzzzzzt! Wrong answer.

porn star then?......bukake specialist?

[Blackbird]

He's an MP?

Nope, Hitcher's mob (Anderton's minions) are always pestering our company and me in particular for statistics. (I think I'm right although I've never actually had the ahem... pleasure of meeting Mr Hitch directly).

[Hitcher]

Nope, Hitcher's mob (Anderton's minions) are always pestering our company and me in particular for statistics. (I think I'm right although I've never actually had the ahem... pleasure of meeting Mr Hitch directly).

We could, ahem, change that at this year's Grand Challenge. I can't, however, offer any guarantees or assurances as to the pleasurability of such a meeting.

[Blackbird]

We could, ahem, change that at this year's Grand Challenge. I can't, however, offer any guarantees or assurances as to the pleasurability of such a meeting.

I regret that I'm not enrolled for the GC this year, nor will I be doing the Southern Cross next year on account of being down sarf in March on the "Blackbirds Galore" tour. Perhaps the GC next year as it will be a worthy celebration of my 60th birthday which is within a couple of days of aforesaid event.

[Calo]

I came up behind this SUV the other day on Manukau Rd ambling along at a snail's pace and I wondered (given that one can't see jack shit from behind those friggin' tanks) if there was something ahead of him, which was causing him to drive progressively slower and slower...finally he decides to pull over and as I passed I noticed the dickhead was busily texting on his cellphone.

He was wearing a cap too. SUV + cap + cellphone.