Fuck. We've just been given notice on our place

[crashe]

I have a place in West Auckland which comes available (in theory) on the 10th of December. Wanting to sell it, but I doubt anything will happen with it this side of Christmas. Could offer it short term to tide you over.

PM or call me if you are interested in becoming a westie. You will however need a few things, like black shorts, a black singlet, jandals and a Holden to make a complete transformation.

CaN - What a awesome offer........ To help get them throu the christmas period... until they can find somewhere where they want to live.


The Warehouse sells the black shorts, black singlets and jandels real cheap....
We have even got a few Holden car sales yards out west.


Dover and Vixter - All the best in relocating yet again. School holidays are coming up so Mac wont be at school for at least 6 weeks.

[Finn]

Anyone wanna buy a dog, two gixxers, a five year old and a 30 year old female?

When did you turn 30?

[scumdog]

The downside of that is that they don't offer basic Auckland slalaries of $100,000 per annum down your way though..I know..I checked.

Ahh! Maybe for the private sector there is financial appreciation of the higher cost of living up Auckland way, however in a Govt job like mine it's "one size fits all" salary- so imagine how much further my salary goes down here in the boondocks - and what lifestyle I have.

[The_Dover]

Ahh! Maybe for the private sector there is financial appreciation of the higher cost of living up Auckland way, however in a Govt job like mine it's "one size fits all" salary- so imagine how much further my salary goes down here in the boondocks - and what lifestyle I have.

wanna give me a job as a pig then?

I can drive fast with the lights on and with a little training could become rather adept at nightsticking coloured folks. (do you have them down your way??)

[McJim]

with a little training could become rather adept at nightsticking coloured folks. (do you have them down your way??)

Nah - it's like back home down there - the lowest socio-economic group is white.

[scumdog]

wanna give me a job as a pig then?

I can drive fast with the lights on and with a little training could become rather adept at nightsticking coloured folks. (do you have them down your way??)

No, we don't 'do' nightsticks down here and we don't got no coloured folk - well not the drop-kick wannabe ganstas and mobsters etc -it's hard to look tough in a black singlet at 3am when it's pissing down and the temp is 2 degrees) but paint youself 'coloured' and you could come down here as a token one.

I'd say the most likely thing resulting from you getting a little training is that you wouldn't shit on the kitchen floor anymore!!

[The_Dover]

It wasn't the kitchen and I was pissed as a newt ok?

and it was only once.

[Fub@r]

They want to put the place on the market and are moving back in to sort a few things out as they have already given notice on the place they are in.

I'm willing to bet money that this is BULLSHIT on the landlords part. Reason is the only way a landlord can give you less than 3 months notice to move out is if they say they want to move back in, once they use that as an excuse they can give you 6 weeks notice.

Had the exact same thing happen to me 3 years ago. Owner from overseas wanted to move in, we got 6 weeks notice and had to move out the week of christmas. Found an awesome place but it is stressful to do with christmas on the horizon. As it turned out landlord once we were gone sold the house so whole story was a crock!

Dover move out West, cheaper rent, some pretty good houses and areas to choose from and easy as commute on a bike to City

[McJim]

It wasn't the kitchen and I was pissed as a newt ok?

and it was only once.

And now we finally find out the real reason for the eviction notice....

[The_Dover]

I'm beginning to think my old man was right when he said to move back to the UK.

Fuckin colonies.

[Finn]

I'm beginning to think my old man was right when he said to move back to the UK.

Fuckin colonies.

You started it.

[The Stranger:Me]

I'm beginning to think my old man was right when he said to move back to the UK.

Fuckin colonies.

Ah, just get a new higher paying job and you'll be right.

[The_Dover]

In New Zealand? High paying job? I don't think they'll employ me at The Pelican Club, and I dont swallow.

[kiwifruit]

I dont swallow.

wow! (you did for me, if you even remember ) now i feel really special

[mstriumph]

We've a spare room you're welcome to Dover but the commute might be a bit of a ballache

ditto, ditto, ditto