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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    When I work in the classroom, I have to make sure im never alone with a student - for my own safety.
    But when you drive them home in the car it's all good right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    bullshit it's for theirs you desperate pervert.
    and theirs.. yes. Mostly my safety though.

    little billy crying in cloak room... Mr Teacher walks in and kneeling down talking to little billy... Mrs Teacher walk round corner... looks bad to her despite being innocent... = court case. It happens.
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu View Post
    I have ridden Coromandel with a Cop who is a member of this site,he was damn hard to keep in sight.He knows who is on duty and where,it's easy really.
    And he knows to trust you not to say who he is.......

    I imagine that being a cop that loves riding fast takes a big risk in our politically correct society doing the "Coro GP" faster than legal posted speed limits..........damn shame really......I have met a few officers of the law socially.......great guys.....but sick of not being able to be themselves for fear of "talk"

    What a terrible thang not to be able to socialise outside of work!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    You dont want that guy hes a cunt.
    I thought we were all mates around here..........LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Not invited

    My girlfriend was invited to a 21st on the condition that "the cop didn't come"... think there was a bit of dope smoking that was going to be going on.

    Wasn't a party that I was interested in going to anyway but the job can be hard on partners as well sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    i couldn't be fucked with the hassles i got when i did 111km/h. even after i left i got the 'ooh you're an ex-cop - you should know better' min fact - i still get that.
    I agree Marty - it sucks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Watchit sunshine - just watchit!

    I've often used it for years - less provocative the 'arsehole' I find.
    Nice one Scumdog.... worked for me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bykey Cop View Post

    Wasn't a party that I was interested in going to anyway but the job can be hard on partners as well sometimes.
    It certainly can! I must say it's a lot better now I have moved back to the private sector. All the best mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    People dont introduce me to others as, ''this is Mark'' hes a vinyl layer!
    Hey, we've all seen the adds, only reason we don't is we don't want to have to put up with all the boring work stories.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Fastest I've ever been on land was pillion with uniformed ex.
    Normal people like everyone else

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    a friends fiancee (sp?) is a cop and I have chatted with him a few times, I have lost my licence 2 times now and when he found out he told me all about the shit he got up to when he was younger and told me if he hand't had a feild to thrash his cars in when he was younger he would've lost his licence too. Aswel as growing weed and producing oil. A real good guy. I have had many bad experiences with the police including being smacked in the back of the head and kicked by a uniformed police officer in an unprovoked attack but I have no problem being friends with cops. If I speed and get caught its my fault no one elses!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KLOWN View Post
    If I speed and get caught its my fault no one elses!
    well said

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    Hey, we've all seen the adds, only reason we don't is we don't want to have to put up with all the boring work stories.
    Shame - coz I sell Software... no...

    ... hang about... I see your point.
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    Getting to know a few KBers down these parts, many know what I do, they also know what I am like, so things are fine... I can be myself and so can they.

    Been on a few KB rides (Whangamomona pub, Easter Egg Run, the Quasi lamb sammy run from here to Te Kuiti and back to Awakino do... yum!, just to name a few) and only seen some minor "silly" stuff... but nothing to get worked up over.

    I don't do 111 tickets...Do I speed? Yep...

    Do I get tickets? Yep... Do I care? I don't like it, but who does... but life is too short to get upset over the little stuff...

    Do I give advice for those seeking it on here? Hell Yeah....

    Those who hate me for being a cop without knowing me? Pfftttt.... who cares....might hunt them down and ticket em for 111.... (Tui moment P/T...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    any guesses for what I do? well used to do.. I looked after people with serious brain injuries, as well as mentally disabled people, as well as teaching in a special needs school. ...bet no-one would have thought that ay?

    People tend to think I can 'diagnose' their fricking kids (you would be surprised) and teach them etc etc... drives ME nuts LOL
    Do you think you can help Mark?

    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    Must resist! Must resist!
    Speak your mind! You'll only get abused and rediculed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    Only cops call people 'sunshine'... that's the dead giveaway.
    No, my hairdresser called me Sunshine the other day. Perhaps he thinks I'm an arsehole?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    Yeah some chicks still do dig, these days though if i was still on the prow i wouldnt be letting the chick know that i was a cop. Since the recent police-rape allegations there have been a some sexual complaints made against young policemen which have turned out to be fabricated. You have to be so careful these days.
    How many complaints have been laid against you?

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