What do married guys do when the wife's out of town?

**Indiana_Jones** · 22nd March 2007, 12:23

Rent lots of pr0n!

-Indy

**Jimmy B** · 22nd March 2007, 12:25

Originally Posted by mstriumph

yeah - just like the mortar between the bricks is "controlling"

Not so much controlling, more limiting their ability to go in their own direction

**mstriumph** · 22nd March 2007, 12:27

Originally Posted by Jimmy B

Not so much controlling, more limiting their ability to go in their own direction

that's assuming that bricks have free will .......... sherbet i REALLY shouldn't get into this sorta metawhatsit discussion before i'm properly awake

**The_Dover** · 22nd March 2007, 12:29

Originally Posted by mstriumph

yeah - just like the mortar between the bricks is "controlling"

but what fuckin use is a pile of mortar without any bricks?

**Smorg** · 22nd March 2007, 12:36

Originally Posted by Fub@r

Missus also got me this before she left

http://www.armedassault.com/gallery.html

thats looks sweet man, is it online as well?

**mstriumph** · 22nd March 2007, 12:37

Originally Posted by The_Dover

but what fuckin use is a pile of mortar without any bricks?

yeah - memo to self "wake UP before posting ......"

everything that instantly springs to mind can be spun into mirth or obscenity so i'll just ....... shut up

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 12:51

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

Rent lots of pr0n!

-Indy

What's PRON Indy???????? Is it like that movie Tron???????

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 12:52

Originally Posted by The_Dover

but what fuckin use is a pile of mortar without any bricks?

How did we get onto Bricks and Mortar I thought we were talking about partying with dirty girls?????

**ManDownUnder** · 22nd March 2007, 12:54

In all honesty - I'd say this... plan nothing and see what you end up doing...

THAT'S what you should do.

**James Deuce** · 22nd March 2007, 13:17

Honesty? Since when was that part of a functioning marriage?

Lie! Do no Chores!

**Mr Merde** · 22nd March 2007, 13:24

I your situation I would be hoping that she isnt doing what you are being advised to do

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 13:38

Originally Posted by Jim2

Honesty? Since when was that part of a functioning marriage?

Lie! Do no Chores!

Too right Jim that's the problem these days people are to honest and it's killed the fun of a relationship!!! I remember when my mate gave his girlfreind the clap after we had been on a rugby trip in Aussie!! He told her he caught it off the toilet seat in the hotel but when she went to see her Quack he filled her in and the jig was up now if that quack had just been a little dishonest and helped a brother out they might still be together today STD free!!!!!!!!

**ManDownUnder** · 22nd March 2007, 14:51

Originally Posted by Guitana

Too right Jim that's the problem these days people are to honest and it's killed the fun of a relationship!!! I remember when my mate gave his girlfreind the clap after we had been on a rugby trip in Aussie!! He told her he caught it off the toilet seat in the hotel but when she went to see her Quack he filled her in and the jig was up now if that quack had just been a little dishonest and helped a brother out they might still be together today STD free!!!!!!!!

LOL or the old two step... he goes to get tested first - and asks HER where she got it from... "you expect me to believe you got it from the toilet seat"????

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 15:00

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

LOL or the old two step... he goes to get tested first - and asks HER where she got it from... "you expect me to believe you got it from the toilet seat"????

Yeah FILTHY!!!!!