`Can I see your licence, please'

[peasea]

Now you see, that's where you lost me and found me in one sentence.

A pint to me is 568ml. 500ml is half a litre.

But I am partial to beer.

Bugger, you spotted the anomoly in the modern vernacular. A pint, is indeed, 568ml and that's why I object to paying for 500ml. Which means you're buying.

If it's a pint you're buying; I'll have bourbon.

[peasea]

I would like to add that this thread has had little meaning but pages of it. That tells me two things: 1) There are many bikers out there who are up late and 2)Those bikers are a bunch of stay-at-home girl's blouses. It's raining, blowing a howling gale, dark, stormy, all that and more.

Now, where's my blouse?

[The_Dover]

Bugger, you spotted the anomoly in the modern vernacular. A pint, is indeed, 568ml and that's why I object to paying for 500ml. Which means you're buying.

If it's a pint you're buying; I'll have bourbon.

sweet, but no mixers allowed and more than three skulls is cheating.

Now, where's my blouse?

You mean bruiser? Dunno, she went quiet.

[peasea]

His email addy is the clue - GSXR_Dover@hotmail.com

That means nothing. I could have TopFuelBallTearer@scorchingnuts.com and ride aforementioned Honda Dream. King of bikes? Nah, I'm still liking the Honda.

[peasea]

sweet, but no mixers allowed and more than three skulls is cheating.



You mean bruiser? Dunno, she went quiet.

See what I mean, quick as a flash (should'na said that either) you've gone and dissed another bro.

[peasea]

Good Lord, look at the time

[Bruiser]

Originally Posted by peasea
Now, where's my blouse?

You mean bruiser? Dunno, she went quiet.

LOL, And what a surprise, Eileen d Over goes for the jugular and hits the funnybone.

[scracha]

Oy kiwi feller..that's not your willie, it's Oor Wullie.

This is probably more your wullie.

[Lucy]

Well kinda. I always thought forums were a waste of time, but you've changed my thinking. You have an insane sense of humour, witty, sour, abrasive, call it what you will, BUT! Without such shit there'd never have been Monty Python, Benny Hill, South Park, Borat or Gone With the Wind.

I salute you. You're funny.

What?! Changed your mind, and now you are sucking up? Wuss. Are you French?

[Lucy]

Okay, I'll spell it out for you numb nuts.

(I)mU4(1)vol=500ml&Lrf


Which means: I meet you for one pint and have a laugh.

Can't say fairer than that.

I actually like your sense of humour. No dramas, no b/s, just a pint. Where do you live?

Our 'pints' of mulk used to be 600ml. A NZ 'pint' glass/handle of beer won't hold a 440ml can of beer. I hate maths but love beer.

[Lucy]

I've yet to see much insight from you Mr Mensa.

Just lots of big words and a cry baby attitude to being ribbed.

Did you get picked on at school? Are you ginger? Did you first wife leave you for a lesbian circus performer?

Whoah! There's a lesbian circus???? I've been wondering what I can get my husband for his birthday. Do they have season tickets?

[peasea]

What?! Changed your mind, and now you are sucking up? Wuss. Are you French?

French? No, not me dear, although I do like the 2CV, cute.

[peasea]

Our 'pints' of mulk used to be 600ml. A NZ 'pint' glass/handle of beer won't hold a 440ml can of beer. I hate maths but love beer.

There's a solid kiwi accent for you; spot on with the pronunciation of the word 'milk' but I think you'll find the 'pint' mugs where I occasinally drink hold more like 480ml, either way it's nowhere near a pint. I should have said 'handle' or 'glass'. You do have to watch your pees and queues around here.

[scumdog]

Thats where your wrong squidly. Like it or not This person owns the king of bikes, a stunning women and an intellect.

And a shit-load of modesty too no doubt.....

[scumdog]

harden up you fag.

Obviouslt this person likes their fags hard....

Since I know nothing about fags maybe he might like to explain the advantage of a hard fag - or even explain a 'fag'.

Maybe it's a self-description of theirs??