Kaiaua for lunch on 31st Oct

[klyong82]

i dont know why we took so many main roads

That was the best main road pics I have seen in my whole life.

[bomma]

i dont know why we took so many main roads

coz some idiot put me in lead even after i made it clear that i did not know the way :P

lol i thought the lady was gonna get a shotgun or an air rifle or something.....blow andrew a new hole to shit out of

[Chrislost]

silly girl didn't know that when your a westie and you gotta go, well, you gotta go...

I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBERPLATE!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING

[bomma]

silly girl didn't know that when your a westie and you gotta go, well, you gotta go...

Lady - "OI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"

Andrew - "WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING *psffssshhhtt* OMG IM HAVING A BABY!!!"

[Chrislost]

we should stop at tht fish n chip shop onthe way to coro!

[bomma]

we should stop at tht fish n chip shop onthe way to coro!

wud take waaaaay too long man!!! imagine 30+ bikers orderin food and then eating it!!! itd be night time by the time we finish eating....n then there would be andrew needing to take a shit half way round the coro

[klyong82]

Where's Andrew to fight for his innocence....

[Chrislost]

ohh he was guilty, and i was thinking that if we were 3 adn 1 had to take a dump then 30 = 10 dumps... could even go to the same garden...



what am i thinking!?!?!?! where are we going to get 10 westies

[Squiggles]

nice escape from study

need some new rotors to fix that wee pulse and speed me up a bit i think, but nice to have a wee blat just off the SH towards huia, im pretty sure Kim took that 636 over the 5000rpm break in

[Hanne]

oh wait i rememba, andrew musta taken that one easy sweeper too hard or something coz it seems to have scared the shit out of him.......LITERALLY!!! our dear friend ended up defocating in some local's garden, getting caught, getting told off and made to clean up!!! hahahahah that was awesom "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MATE" seems to be the quote of the day

So THAT was what the text was about! I got this message and was like WTF??
Man, that is classic. Kinda gross, but classic

Why did they tell him to clean it up though? I would've thought it would make great fertiliser for some homegrown veges

[HungusMaximist]

So THAT was what the text was about! I got this message and was like WTF??
Man, that is classic. Kinda gross, but classic

Why did they tell him to clean it up though? I would've thought it would make great fertiliser for some homegrown veges

^ The question is, would you eat the vegies from the ground knowing that Andrew has taken a big fucken dump there?

Girl, it's was no ordinary solid particle dump, it was the wet diarrhea kind O.K?

Would you still like some homegrown vegetables though?

[motorbyclist]

look, i don't know what i ate, but i needed to go, stopped at a random farm and no-one was home and no long drop, stopped at the next place, some oyster shop or something, and was like "i've eaten something and need to use the toilet". they said they didn't have one, which was obvious BS, and said there was a public one 9km away. i was about to get on the bike when i literally couldn't hold it any longer. suffice to say the bike pants are in the washing machine.

stupid cow, i said i had the shits and they told me they didn't have a toilet. so i went in some flax bushes. then she start shouting and shit, tells me to clean it up giving me a plastic bag and newspaper. i tell her it's "not exactly solid" and she didn't care.

for all her ranting i just agreed with her. i didn't really want to start arguing the toss, i was just so, "relieved". all the "MAF this and MAF that", when if they had let me use the toilet it would've been fine, and if they didnt have a toilet maf wasn't going to be the only one interested in their operation! there was no way i was making it even out of the driveway, i barely even got my pants down in time, and didn't, you know being in a hurry, check all was clear and for a few seconds didn't realise i was making a nice job of pissing my pants while i was at it.

and i mean, i was in some bushes on the edge of their property, behind a skip miles from their building. when i went with the bag to "clean it up", i just used the newspaper to wipe, used the bag as a glove and "bagged" some of it, and was going to take the bag back and give it to her, but thought i'd better just chuck in the skip and leave.

[motorbyclist]

funny part was that there was a cafe place only 3 minutes down the road, so if i hadn't stopped at the first two places i might've made it.... owell, it's not like that old hag can do much with my number plate - i mean, what's she gonna do once she's looked up my home phone number? call and tell me how angry she is?

EDIT; and yes, i did have a shower as soon as i got home

[motorbyclist]

ohh he was guilty, and i was thinking that if we were 3 adn 1 had to take a dump then 30 = 10 dumps... could even go to the same garden...



what am i thinking!?!?!?! where are we going to get 10 westies

haha, bloody westies, maybe next time i'll take your advice and do it off the side of the bike

i'm sure you two following me would appreciate it

[motorbyclist]

oh wtf! not again!

maybe i'm sick? i haven't been hungry since lunch, and now i think about it i havent been hungry since dinner last night: bloody steak, "cooked enough" eggs, and chips from the chinese place down the road (too lazy to deep fry my own, delicious morsels)