No contest, I'd win. Mainly because I'm the only person to ever scam their way into the top job here.Originally Posted by Swoop
KB Chief Cat Herder
No contest, I'd win. Mainly because I'm the only person to ever scam their way into the top job here.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Forum whore
I in house. I want you all.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Forum whore
Hmmmm interesting mix there given that situation it would go like this.As Te Stranger said...can go any way with the list so.......
For A Fucken' screamer and ratings topper...i would have...
Katman
Joni
Crashe
SkidMark
Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Finn
Dipshit
Sure, there would some 'quiet moments' but chit chat over brekky would be a lively start to the day. Skidmark to win purely on the 'entertainme
nt' value! And i would get to place the camera's....
I arrive..... crashe waggles her finger at me for putting my bags in the wrong place so i snap her finger off and stab her with it.
there are different challenges each day...after a week they drop down the wall next to the house and discover we are living in the taupo pit lane.
There are races each week...if you brake too early or drop below 80kph your bike self destructs.
if you do not knee down every corner you get shot at by mutant chickens with RPG's that launch dirty man nappies.
finn gets disqualified and removed for trying to offer bribes.
sooo in summary
Katman - blows up for braking too soon
Joni - bike blew up at pit exit for going too slow due to it being a pushbike with aplaying card taped on the spokes.
Crashe - waggled her finger at me so i snapped it off and stabbed her with it.
SkidMark - i won duh (hey this is my fantasy)
Finn - gets allowed back in after they take all his money. but dies in the midget toss event.
Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Dipshit
All of the above involved in a massive drunkin orgy that ends with a petrol fight and i threw a ciggy in.
taadaa
S&M <<< lolz
NEDWN VIII
That is very clever Mark, even for you......Hmmmm interesting mix there given that situation it would go like this.
I arrive..... crashe waggles her finger at me for putting my bags in the wrong place so i snap her finger off and stab her with it.
there are different challenges each day...after a week they drop down the wall next to the house and discover we are living in the taupo pit lane.
There are races each week...if you brake too early or drop below 80kph your bike self destructs.
if you do not knee down every corner you get shot at by mutant chickens with RPG's that launch dirty man nappies.
finn gets disqualified and removed for trying to offer bribes.
sooo in summary
Katman - blows up for braking too soon
Joni - bike blew up at pit exit for going too slow due to it being a pushbike with aplaying card taped on the spokes.
Crashe - waggled her finger at me so i snapped it off and stabbed her with it.
SkidMark - i won duh (hey this is my fantasy)
Finn - gets allowed back in after they take all his money. but dies in the midget toss event.
Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Dipshit
All of the above involved in a massive drunkin orgy that ends with a petrol fight and i threw a ciggy in.
taadaa
S&M <<< lolzBling sent, still laughing!...
Knuckles Pans Shovels
I think Skidmark would be the first to get killed
Forum whore
...with an blunt macrame pot holder
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Forum whore
I think Skidmark would be the first to get killed
Hey man i'm lovable cmon...i'm like the little bunny singing that cute song they are selling as ringtones on the new tv ad....talking about loving her carrot....
that nawty lil bunny loves her carrot...kinky lil whore rabbit...she strokes it and sings about how she loves it...
likes it rough like you rudi bro lol
take care buddy.
Mark.
Guest
... then skidMark slowly awakes from a deep sleep and realises that dream about an aching arse from 10 hours of riding is actually Crashes' strap on being plunged deep inside him. He attempts to let out a scream but finds the barrel of a shotgun in his mouth with Finn's finger twitching on the trigger saying... "Go ahead bitch, squeal."Hmmmm interesting mix there given that situation it would go like this.
I arrive..... crashe waggles her finger at me for putting my bags in the wrong place so i snap her finger off and stab her with it.
there are different challenges each day...after a week they drop down the wall next to the house and discover we are living in the taupo pit lane.
There are races each week...if you brake too early or drop below 80kph your bike self destructs.
if you do not knee down every corner you get shot at by mutant chickens with RPG's that launch dirty man nappies.
finn gets disqualified and removed for trying to offer bribes.
sooo in summary
Katman - blows up for braking too soon
Joni - bike blew up at pit exit for going too slow due to it being a pushbike with aplaying card taped on the spokes.
Crashe - waggled her finger at me so i snapped it off and stabbed her with it.
SkidMark - i won duh (hey this is my fantasy)
Finn - gets allowed back in after they take all his money. but dies in the midget toss event.
Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Dipshit
All of the above involved in a massive drunkin orgy that ends with a petrol fight and i threw a ciggy in.
taadaa
S&M <<< lolz
Wherever I may roam
Bwahahahahaha, capped it off perfectly!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Scotsman on a German
Skidmark get's sliced and battered then deep fried....Kalamari anyone?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
ArseBiscuit
Sigfried Freud would have a fieldday with that one finn.....
Guest
I was thinking more Quentin Tarantino...
Forum whore
Hey finn man seriously. You made your money as a flying cannon midget right?
Guest
What, aren't you playing anymore?
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
LMFAO! Come on Finn, admit it. He got you there!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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