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    the perfect woman!!!!!

    looks like you need to drill your own holes......... bit like a bowling ball.....
    game on!!!!

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/l...n-32477718.htm
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    Dare you to get it and pick it up on your bike.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    finally!! does what she's told, and doesn't answer back.. no headaches or bad time of the month.. not bad.. and she can dissasemble and pack under the bed, if you're gonna cheat on her..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    looks like you need to drill your own holes......... bit like a bowling ball.....
    game on!!!!

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    My good man - a word ...

    YOU NEED HELP!!!!! (bloody funny!!!!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    My good man - a word ...

    YOU NEED HELP!!!!! (bloody funny!!!!)
    LOL - Yeah? Is that to make sure that he drills the hole straight?

    I do hope that its the hole-drilling that you are offering to help with, not anything else . . .

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    i'm not game to access that link from work ...... but be SURE i'm gonna check it later and ........
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Hmmm, I wonder what the intentions of the bidders are, 'partyman2' has me worried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph
    i'm not game to access that link from work ...... but be SURE i'm gonna check it later and ........
    both links are work safe..
    i fukin swear

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    LOL - Yeah? Is that to make sure that he drills the hole straight?

    I do hope that its the hole-drilling that you are offering to help with, not anything else . . .
    I was thinking Psych type help actually... and splinters will make all offers of assistance null and void
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    I was thinking Psych type help actually... and splinters will make all offers of assistance null and void
    Splinters . . . ouch . . .

    Well postie, if your going ahead, would suggest plenty of lube! And keep the bandaids handy, I think MDU might be onto something there

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Splinters . . . ouch . . .

    Well postie, if your going ahead, would suggest plenty of lube! And keep the bandaids handy, I think MDU might be onto something there
    i was thinking of using the warming lube but i'm worried she might catch fire...... :unsure:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    i was thinking of using the warming lube but i'm worried she might catch fire...... :unsure:
    As a good friend used to say . . .

    KY Warming liquid, is good for masti's!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    As a good friend used to say . . .

    KY Warming liquid, is good for masti's!
    If her smile is anything to go by - I believe her

    edit - I meant to say... what's a "masti"???
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    They are getting closer to the perfect women. One day you will be able to buy your own Cherry 2000.


    http://www.realdoll.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe
    They are getting closer to the perfect women. One day you will be able to buy your own Cherry 2000.


    http://www.realdoll.com/
    what happens if you pop it?
    I'd hate to pop my cheery..

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