who wants to share my corn flakes
who wants to share my corn flakes
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Cereal & Weenies.
We put the good stuff in so you'll wear the skippy grin....
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
The best deals, all the time!
Waiter....that is NOT a hair in my soup
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Snap...Crackle.....YUK.
Ohhh look Ma....floaties.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
mathew had indeed found a way to personalize his breakfast experience.
Mum, why are corn flakes yellow??
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
The best deals, all the time!
For a baby, thats an impressive amount of knuckle children
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
A hidden prize in every box!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Never drink yellow snow or milk for that matter!
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Lord said: "Let there be light"...
and there was still fuck all, but at least you could see it!....
I dont have to drink my own piss... but its sterile and i like the taste.
I hate breakfast-time.
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
I'm sure this bowl was empty a minute ago....
GOT MILK?
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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