Bath Time

**WRT** · 26th August 2005, 09:27

It was time for Father John's Saturday evening bath and young sister

Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way
the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to, and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday

night bath had gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily.

I've been saved." "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?"
asked the old nun. "Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub,
he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my
hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to
Heaven." "Did he now," said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene
continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my
lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be
assured of salvation and eternal peace and then Father John guided
his Key of Heaven into my lock."
"Is that a fact," said the old nun more evenly. "At first it hurt
terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often
painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with
ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."

"That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's
Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"

**bugjuice** · 26th August 2005, 09:33

lol.. cool, so we can go to nunneries and use this...?

**Sniper** · 26th August 2005, 09:34

Bloody hell thats funny

**WRT** · 26th August 2005, 09:35

Sweet, well here's another one to help pass a slow friday at work . . .

One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mummy and Daddy take Off All of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and Then Mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how You get babies."

Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... That's How you get jewellery."