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    Bath time. (funny)

    It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath
    and young Sister Madalene Edwards had prepared
    the bath water and towels just the way the old
    nun had instructed.

    Sister Magdalene Edwards was also instructed not
    to look at Father John's nakedness if she could
    help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.

    The next morning the old nun asked Sister Edwards
    how the Saturday night bath had gone.

    "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've
    been saved."

    "Saved? And how did this fine thing come about?"
    asked the old nun.

    "Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub,
    he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing
    him he guided my hand down between his legs
    where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."

    "Did he now," said the old nun evenly.

    Sister Edwards continued, "And Father John said
    that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the
    portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I
    would be assured of salvation and eternal peace.
    And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven
    into my lock."

    "Is that a fact," said the old nun even more
    evenly.

    "At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said
    the pathway to salvation was often painful and
    that the glory of God would soon swell my heart
    with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being
    saved."

    "That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "he
    told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I have been
    blowing it for 40 years!!"
    Cat's could say... Psychokiller

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    , need i say more?
    Well what would you do? Run through the streets stark naked at 350 miles per hour with bells on your toes?


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