Shopping for condoms

**Beemer** · 17th January 2007, 08:15

A man was in a long line at Countdown. As he got to the till he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the counter. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, checkout 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the till, he told the girl that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought up for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, checkout 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he told the girl he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said.........................

……………"Cleanup, checkout 5"

**kev4eva** · 17th January 2007, 08:24

Originally Posted by Beemer

A man was in a long line at Countdown. As he got to the till he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the counter. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, checkout 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the till, he told the girl that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought up for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, checkout 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he told the girl he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said.........................

……………"Cleanup, checkout 5"

LOL, good one,,, i heard/read this before,, can't remember where...