Immigration in NZ

[Str8 Jacket]

Mujibar was trying to get into New Zealand legally through the
Immigration Department.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the entry tests,
except one and unless you pass it you cannot enter New Zealand."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "I want you to make a sentence using the words Yellow,
Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"


Mujibar now works at a call centre near you !!

[Beemer]

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - 'I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun', so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.
The boss says, "What in the world is that?"
Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine."
"Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".
Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.
"Der ya go sir," he says.
The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n
dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99."
The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Boudreaux so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."
Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir - 100."
The boss looks at Boudreaux's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Boudreaux, "Go on, Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100."
Boudreaux leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start my job?"

[bugjuice]

lamo.. brilliant

[Grizz]

Mujibar was trying to get into New Zealand legally through
Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the
tests, except one, unless you pass it you cannot
enter New Zealand'.

Mujibar said, 'I am ready'.

The officer said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink
and Green'.

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I
am ready."

The Officer said, 'Go ahead'.

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I
pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar'.

Mujibar now works at Telecom, perhaps you have spoken to him?

[Cibby]

hahaha..

nice

Good ol telecom

[Sniper]

Why is that so true?

[dasser]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready"
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"
The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.



( This could be a repost, but I have not seen this jokes with this photo..dasser.. )

[Sniper]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...bar#post372240
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...bar#post320006
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...bar#post274109

[skelstar]

Also maybe when I was in 4th form in 1985...

[Sniper]

Also maybe when I was in 4th form in 1985...

True, but note, I didnt say, "it"

[dasser]

Damn, Thanks Sniper..
I'm glad it hasn't been reposted to death.. ..LOL.
Well the jpeg wasn't with the reposted jokes....

[crazyhorse]

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said:
'The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center..

No doubt you have spoken to him.

[crazyhorse]

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