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    Centipede vs Mouse - WOW


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    Now where did I put that can of Raid......?
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    ooooooooooooooook then.... that is creapy

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    PHARK!!! That is the mother of all centepedes!!!
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    OMFG, THAT SHIT IS CRAZY

    I managed to have my mouth open the whole time i watched that.

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    Ok I waited how long on dial-up for that to load.. And I just can't watch it.. I suddenly don't feel so great



    Poor mouse...

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    Creepy Crawlies. :O

    What country is that from?
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    that fucking thing must die.
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    I would find it so satisfying crunching that under my boot.

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    That thing is hellspawn incarnate!

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    Keep it rubber-side down...

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    hehe, no wait...:(

    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    Ok I waited how long on dial-up for that to load.. And I just can't watch it.. I suddenly don't feel so great



    Poor mouse...
    Get broadband, I was also on dial-up for ages, now finaly have full speed broadband. You'll be amazed, and it's really cheap nowdays... Video downloaded before I'd even clicked play!

    Oh, that is seriously one f*$%#ing creature that gives me the shits!!!! Those are lethal to humans too, if I'm not mistaken.
    Just imagine lying on the floor in your tent while on holiday in some tropical country when suddenly you feel a tickle on your left ankle. Thinking nothing of it you blindly give it a scratch like you would, then suddenly a searing pain shoots up your arm from your hand, where this creature has just sunk it's heathen "fangs" into. You scream, shaking your arm pointlessly, but the demonic creature snags all 25 - 35 pairs of it hard, spiny legs around your wrist. You scream, knowing that this primitive creature has prevailed over perceived intelligence, and nothing you, nor your myriads of tech/med gadgets can do will stop the haunting pain, and the knowledge that you'll soon end up entwined, like a mouse in the jaws of a centipede...

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    Imagine...... Going to bed one night.. You turn your light off, your room is dark.. You try going to sleep but you start to hear this strange scratching noise. You lie away for sometime. Listening. It must be a mouse. It has to be a mouse. The sound seems to be coming from the wall. You turn the light on, to get a glimpse of a rather large centipede, slip down between your bed, and the wall. For the next two weeks, you refuse to sleep in your room because you were unable to find the centipede. And it was bound to still be in there somewhere.


    Read a few things bout them being poisonous when their fangy like things at the front are green. Don't know if thats true though. But apparently they do give a rather nasty bite.

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    Eeeww! My daughter stood on one in her bedroom a few years ago. Felt it squirm around under her foot & let out the blood curdling, wake the dead scream!! Drowned it in flyspray then preserved it in resin(turned it into a paperweight). Freaky critters
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin
    Eeeww! My daughter stood on one in her bedroom a few years ago. Felt it squirm around under her foot & let out the blood curdling, wake the dead scream!! Drowned it in flyspray then preserved it in resin(turned it into a paperweight). Freaky critters
    One like that??? Bloody 'ell, your daughter must be pretty keen (fearless)

    Although, when the ruler was held up, it's only about 12-14" as I can make it out? Am I right im my guesticational fractions?

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    They are not lethal. That is the same size as the variety found around Cook islands and other pacific island nations, the NZ versions are only 10-15cm long or so fully grown.

    My father has been whacked by one before, he had localised paralysis for about 3 hours... not nice. Couldn't move his arm. They usually hide in rotting logs and eat all sorts of stuff. Don't play with them and they won't bother you.. simple. - It's called self defence. Edit: not to disimilar to taking out a wing mirror....

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