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    Talking The sensitive guy

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place and, as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?"
    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity and more heat than she has ever known.
    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over and gently strokes his chest.

    "Well, how was it?" she asks coyly
    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and responds........................
    "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
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    Cant wait to hear more of when you and HT met..........
    When is chapter two due out?.....

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    The Sensitive Man

    The Sensitive Man



    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
    leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
    his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely
    filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.



    There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of
    cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire
    wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
    arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
    had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along
    the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
    shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
    a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and
    actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.



    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she
    finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
    Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and
    kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.



    They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her
    in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
    other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.



    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
    creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things
    she had never done with any other man.



    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
    guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls
    over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The
    guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
    and says......................





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    "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA! omg... lol!!!

    I so wasnt expecting that.. i was expecting there to be lots of cameras or some such.. lol... but no..

    HAHA! shyte... funny!!

    *has a stitch*
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    You're two months early - this joke gets posted every year in September, not July - repost!

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ly+teddy+bears and http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ly+teddy+bears
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Gold........
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    He was a Zombie?

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    Well done...I would have run at the sight of the teddy bears personnaly....
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    i dont get it???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    i dont get it???
    LOL Well well...

    A sports psychologist I worked with said I needed to work on my tact.
    I'd like him to see this response.. I can do it
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