Two Nuns

[Maverick]

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*** off our car!"

[placidfemme]

lmao... nuns rock!!

[Switch]

Bahahahaha very good

[Hitcher]

Two nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?" The other says "Yes it does, doesn't it."

[Hitcher]

Four nuns in the bath. Two were playing hymns.

[andrea]

fark i thought she was going to throw out her used libra fleur tampon or used pads or something , but good joke hahaha

[McJim]

Q. What's black and white and goes up and down?
A. A nun in a lift.


Q. What's black and white and goes up and down but can't turn around?
A. A nun in a lift with a javelin through her neck.

[McJim]

Mother superior goes to the nunnery dormitory at 8:00pm sharp. She opens the door and says "Right girls, candles out" this is followed by a series of loud pops.....

[Goblin]

[McJim]

fark i thought she was going to throw out her used libra fleur tampon or used pads or something , but good joke hahaha

What's the limit of gross desperation?
2 Vampires fighting over a used tampon

Why do tampons never talk to panty liners?
Coz thy're all stuck up c*nts