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    British humour

    British Humour

    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
    looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
    middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

    The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

    The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
    "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
    under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

    She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
    dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
    his place!"

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
    seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in
    the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And
    now, sir,
    you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window".

    ( All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.....dasser )

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    love it. it.

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    If this was a British joke, the american would have been thrown from the train.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    If this was a British joke, the american would have been thrown from the train.
    No no.....ze French get it in the neck every time......
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    What self respecting englishman would use the word "autos" when talking about cars?
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    hehehe very nice
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