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    Thank Ernie I didnt get busted

    Phwwaaaa it was a close one this morning. I was running a little late, I get onto the motorway by going down a road that goes under the motorway for people going north (I go south) but I do a U-turn at or before the intersection to get into the southbound onramp.

    traffic was backed up and I was in the far right lane. separating the lanes is a 10cm high curb with angled edges. I didnt fancy splitting up between so I jumped my bike onto the curb and went past about 10 cars. 3 cars before the lights where I would get off was a police car. *crap* still I couldnt just stop there, so casual as, I kept doing it. I jumped off the curb about where the cops front tire was and moved to the front of the que waiting for the siren.

    still nothing, hmmm perhaps he wants to get me on the motorway or do my U'y first so I dont just race off. well I did but still nothing.

    I think Ernie asked the biker gods to blind the police man while I did it or something.

    I must have made some converts.
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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    That's naughty!

    I would never do anything like that.

    Apart from that one time I rode on the grass/gravel next to the motorway.

    Or those other times that the road was full up with cars so I used the footpath
    So don't be naughty! Never ever never do it again. Ever.
    Never.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    One word - donut.
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    huh!

    I didn't see him this morning (bit of a bugger - I was looking out for him too!)

    I was going to vigorously tootle my horn and wave...

    no worries - always tomorrow!
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    whos ernie?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    whos ernie?
    Berts boyfriend duh
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    whos ernie?
    O the NW motorway, heading into town, just before the Newton offramp, a guy stands therein the mornings - sometimes with a box ofbeers, sometimes just looking West - sometimes. just... well... I'm not sure.

    We adopted him as our NW Motorway mascot and dubbed him "Ernie"

    Now we have a name to discuss, and we wave and toot every now and then too. Just being neighbourly
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    lol the NW sounds like fun
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol the NW sounds like fun
    yeah can be... like a dose of the clap...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    yeah can be... like a dose of the clap...
    NW never puts out for me like that

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    Prefer our traffic down this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidz
    Prefer our traffic down this way.
    I prefer the track over them hills down that way.

    OOO YEAH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    yeah can be... like a dose of the clap...
    What?
    One ride down the NW and your bike drips oil?
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    huh!

    I didn't see him this morning (bit of a bugger - I was looking out for him too!)

    I was going to vigorously tootle my horn and wave...

    no worries - always tomorrow!
    MDU
    yeah I was ready on the horn today too. no sign of him.
    he must of been working at the donut shop.

    keep an eye out for him tomorow of course.

    hehe. I slow the traffic in that lane down so much when I do
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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    lol ernie...

    " If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise... "


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