Church of Ernie musical!!

**Krayy** · 5th August 2005, 09:18

8 o'clock this morning and NO Ernie!! Heck, if he's going to be deified, he could at least turn up. Sure it was 5 degrees, a bit foggy and his chair would probably have slipped on some black ice, but deities don't get affected but that stuff do they?

I reckon whats missing is a musical. Think about it. Christians have "Jesus Christs Superstar", Judaism has "Fiddler on the Roof", Pythonians have now got "Spamalot", but what has the Church of Ernie got?

And if there's going to be a musical, it better be plagarised from all the other ones to reflect Ernies omnipotence. This one's sung to the tune of "If I were a rich man"....

If I were an Ernie
Riding in the morning
I near the Bond St bridge and then I try to see
If I can spot a derro with a chair
A man that we shall call Ern-eeeee

He doesn't have to work hard
He just stands and looks across the motorway
With a box of red beside his chair
He just seems to be hap-eeeeee

Oh, and when I wave to Ernie
He just stares as if I am not even there
I could be so non-chalant and free
Oh, if I was just like Ern-eeeee

**placidfemme** · 5th August 2005, 09:35

Originally Posted by Krayy

If I were an Ernie
Riding in the morning
I near the Bond St bridge and then I try to see
If I can spot a derro with a chair
A man that we shall call Ern-eeeee

He doesn't have to work hard
He just stands and looks across the motorway
With a box of red beside his chair
He just seems to be hap-eeeeee

Oh, and when I wave to Ernie
He just stares as if I am not even there
I could be so non-chalant and free
Oh, if I was just like Ern-eeeee

lol nice one!!!

Ernie must have been busy this morning making mericles (sp)

**Wolf** · 5th August 2005, 09:57

Originally Posted by placidfemme

lol nice one!!!

Ernie must have been busy this morning making mericles (sp)

It's spelled "merkles" - as in those televangelists who loudly proclaim "IT'S A MERKLE!"

**pyrocam** · 5th August 2005, 12:34

Originally Posted by Wolf

It's spelled "merkles" - as in those televangelists who loudly proclaim "IT'S A MERKLE!"

maybe ernie was busy this morning breathing the gift of song into you?
I made a super special effort (crossing 3 lanes too quickly to get to far left lane and stared right into the sun) and he wasnt there.

ok krayy, can you record an mp3 for me and Ill get some backing for you.

**Artifice** · 5th August 2005, 12:58

you dont think all the motorcyclists waving at him has creeped him out... you been stalking Ernie.

Ernieee ernie man on the Norwestway
Ernie dude with the slab of red beer.
getting drunk in the sun on an old deck chair.
mad cyclist gone done driven him away.

**Krayy** · 5th August 2005, 13:38

Originally Posted by Artifice

you dont think all the motorcyclists waving at him has creeped him out... you been stalking Ernie.

Ernieee ernie man on the Norwestway
Ernie dude with the slab of red beer.
getting drunk in the sun on an old deck chair.
mad cyclist gone done driven him away.

Buggered if I can figure out the tune to this one......