Of HOrns an Pea Nusses

**wari** · 11th August 2004, 01:14

DOes the volume of your horn have any bear-ing on the size of ...

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .

THree of which I used at the approprate time ...

TWice I beeped after the fact down the road ... jsut becasue I thoughit deservedit ... and becaseu I should've

ANyway ... on the mortorway an olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™ changed lanes into my path without INdicating

...

I INstantly beeped my horn (REaction time unknown) and realised thatit was inadequate like havinga too smalla pea nuss which is incapable of reaching its intendid ordience ...

HEwas totally unaware of his Stupidity .. and that compounded my angrrr

NOw that I've calmed down ...

.. what I'm really saying is I need an Enlargemint

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:

**moko** · 11th August 2004, 01:32

Originally Posted by wari

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:

Spellchecker perhaps mate

**Wonko** · 11th August 2004, 01:47

I've gotten lots of emails about enlargement and power of my horn's. It will even impress the ladies to no end

**Motu** · 11th August 2004, 07:24

You need SOmething BWitish old chap - get a HOrn offa Austin Cambridge or a WOlsely 6/110,maybe evin a SUper SNipe,make a sound like a bull on the charge.

**Cajun** · 11th August 2004, 07:41

I have a nice set of air horns fited to my gsxr

**Posh Tourer :P** · 11th August 2004, 08:35

Originally Posted by wari

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .

Leave the wildlife alone!!! First innocent porpoises, and now ducks!!! Next you'll be trying to toot at elephants or something....

I dunno...... :spudwhat:

**vifferman** · 11th August 2004, 09:30

Originally Posted by Motu

You need SOmething BWitish old chap - get a HOrn offa Austin Cambridge or a WOlsely 6/110,maybe evin a SUper SNipe,make a sound like a bull on the charge.

Once upon a time, bikes (at least some of them) were fitted with decent horns - like the CB350, which had one of those snail-shaped things, resplendent in chrome.

**Dr Bob** · 11th August 2004, 09:34

I have given up with my pathetic beep now I just pull the clutch in and rev the shite out of the engine. I have a hole in the balance box at the moment, and the volume it produces in phenomenol.

**Hitcher** · 11th August 2004, 11:33

Originally Posted by wari

DOes the volume of your horn have any bear-ing on the size of ...

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .

THree of which I used at the approprate time ...

TWice I beeped after the fact down the road ... jsut becasue I thoughit deservedit ... and becaseu I should've

ANyway ... on the mortorway an olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™ changed lanes into my path without INdicating

...

I INstantly beeped my horn (REaction time unknown) and realised thatit was inadequate like havinga too smalla pea nuss which is incapable of reaching its intendid ordience ...

HEwas totally unaware of his Stupidity .. and that compounded my angrrr

NOw that I've calmed down ...

.. what I'm really saying is I need an Enlargemint

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:

An ESOL tutor? www.dictionary.com? An electric collar?

**Holy Roller** · 11th August 2004, 11:38

I had a set of air horns fitted to my GPZ550 nice and loud. Had to use them in anger several times. But what a hoot when cutting the engine and rolling up behind a mate unawares and letting it rip, especially when the head is under a bonnet...

**SPORK** · 11th August 2004, 22:27

Originally Posted by wari

DOes the volume of your horn have any bear-ing on the size of ...

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .

THree of which I used at the approprate time ...

TWice I beeped after the fact down the road ... jsut becasue I thoughit deservedit ... and becaseu I should've

ANyway ... on the mortorway an olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™ changed lanes into my path without INdicating

...

I INstantly beeped my horn (REaction time unknown) and realised thatit was inadequate like havinga too smalla pea nuss which is incapable of reaching its intendid ordience ...

HEwas totally unaware of his Stupidity .. and that compounded my angrrr

NOw that I've calmed down ...

.. what I'm really saying is I need an Enlargemint

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:

Ok ,seeing as I am new to these forums, is there some sort of private joke behind Wari's spelling/capitalisations? Or is he foriegn? Sorry for my ignorance/stupidity, but I am rather wierded out. Nice post though, i love the "olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™" bit, had me laughing that did

**loosebruce** · 11th August 2004, 22:45

I went to use my horn the other day, it dosen't work though, don't know how long it's been like that, if it fails race gloves with carbon/kevlar knuckles make good for rapping on their windows..........

**riffer** · 12th August 2004, 08:48

Originally Posted by madcat_

Ok ,seeing as I am new to these forums, is there some sort of private joke behind Wari's spelling/capitalisations? Or is he foriegn? Sorry for my ignorance/stupidity, but I am rather wierded out. Nice post though, i love the "olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™" bit, had me laughing that did

Wari's just Wari. You'll get used to it. I did.