Pig joke

[crazybigal]

>
> >>
> >>A Northern Territory Australia farm hand, radios back to his boss,
> >>the farm manager.
> >>
> >> "Boss, I gotta big problem here. I hit a pig with the pickup. The
pig's
> >>OK but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my pickup and is
> >>wriggling & squealing so much I can't get him out".
> >>
> >> The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out
> >>and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".
> >>
> >> Five minutes later the farm hand calls back.
> >>
> >> "I did as you said boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head
> >>and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still
> >>can't go on."
> >>
> >> "Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..
> >>
> >> "Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
> >>under the right front wheel arch...............You still there boss?"
> >>
> >>

[Beemer]

Repost - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...&highlight=pig

And next time you post something you've been emailed, at least remove the fecking >>>>>>>>!!!!

[StoneChucker]

Don't worry, I hadn't seen it before, and I'm also lazy

Cheers.

[crazybigal]

gee calm down man! you need to get out and ride more mr 1million posts!!

Repost - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...&highlight=pig

And next time you post something you've been emailed, at least remove the fecking >>>>>>>>!!!!

[Beemer]

gee calm down man! you need to get out and ride more mr 1million posts!!

Good spotting - but I'm actually NOT a man... and Sniper WILL get you if I don't.

[onearmedbandit]

Gee, calm down everyone, it's a fecking joke.

[jonbuoy]

Should we rename this site - kiwispellingandgrammarnerds.co.nz?

[Beemer]

Should we rename this site - kiwispellingandgrammarnerds.co.nz?

HITCHER!!!!!!

[Hitcher]

Should we rename this site - kiwispellingandgrammarnerds.co.nz?

On a number of posts basis, it would be more appropriate to name it indignantilliterates.co.nz

[jonbuoy]

Your too smart for me Mr Hitcher, I can't tell if you're taking the piss or agreeing with me.

[Hitcher]

I can't tell if you're taking the piss or agreeing with me.

It's times like this that life is truly worth living.

[yungatart]

On a number of posts basis, it would be more appropriate to name it indignantilliterates.co.nz

Surely we should call it indignantliterates.co.nz as the illiterate ones don't know nor do they care about correct spelling and grammar. It is only the literate one's who get indignant, isn't it?

[Hitcher]

It is only the literate one's who get indignant, isn't it?

Yes. And no.

[jonbuoy]

Seriously though, I wonder if any people are put off posting on this site because they feel like people are going to take the piss or judge them because they didn't get an A in english.

[Laava]

Bab spelters off tha werld untie!