I had a mate who got a Yorkshire Terrier puppy. If you've never seen one, these things are absolutely tiny. He called it Trixie but we immediately rechristened it as Fang.
Now my mate drove a GSX1100R and his jacket had a tear in the right elbow as a result of a rainy Cornish night and an unexpected corner. He discovered the best way of transporting the dog was to put it in the crook of his right elbow so it's head poked out of the tear. One of the funniest things I have ever seen is this dog's head poking out of his jacket, facing into the wind, with it's ears plastered against its' skull. Priceless.
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
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