Threesomes

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th November 2007, 08:18

Who would and then talk about it?
And who thinks that 007XX should regale us with her experiences?

**TerminalAddict** · 28th November 2007, 08:19

I'd like to hear 007XX stories

**Hitcher** · 28th November 2007, 08:19

There are several occasions that Mrs H and I have shared a ride.

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th November 2007, 08:20

As suggested by this challenge http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...9&postcount=40

**NZsarge** · 28th November 2007, 08:23

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Who would and then talk about it?
And who thinks that 007XX should regale us with her experiences?

**Finn** · 28th November 2007, 08:30

True story... many years ago when I had hair, I had a little social gathering at my flat. 2 chicks turned up that I hadn't met before and the 3 of us ended up being the last ones left. They were not capable of driving home so I said they could stay. They obliged but suggested I should sleep on the couch. Unlikely - I never give up my bed and in a very drunken state, just climbed in the middle. At this moment in time, the room started spinning at a great rate of knots. So bad, I had to hang on tight. I recall two hands, one from each side of the bed on Mr Chucky and for some ungodly reason (probably due to the fact that I thought I was going to throw up) it didn't feel very nice.

Next thing I remember was waking up in the morning with the girls leaving in a hurry to go to work.

To this day, it still brings tears to my eyes.

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th November 2007, 08:33

Originally Posted by Finn

True story... too drunk to really remember...
To this day, it still brings tears to my eyes.

The ol'brewers droop eh. You cad.

**janno** · 28th November 2007, 08:34

Originally Posted by Finn

True story... many years ago when I had hair, I had a little social gathering at my flat. 2 chicks turned up that I hadn't met before and the 3 of us ended up being the last ones left. They were not capable of driving home so I said they could stay. They obliged but suggested I should sleep on the couch. Unlikely - I never give up my bed and in a very drunken state, just climbed in the middle. At this moment in time, the room started spinning at a great rate of knots. So bad, I had to hang on tight. I recall a two hands, one from each side of the bed on Mr Chucky and for some ungodly reason (probably due to the fact that I thought I was going to throw up) it didn't feel very nice.

Next thing I remember was waking up in the morning with the girls leaving in a hurry to go to work.

To this day, it still brings tears to my eyes.

See? The Sallies are right! Stay away from the demon drink cos it ruins your life.

**ManDownUnder** · 28th November 2007, 08:42

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Who would and then talk about it?
And who thinks that 007XX should regale us with her experiences?

LOL no and yes - or - yes and no... take those how you will

**HTFU** · 28th November 2007, 08:52

Another 3some true story... was at one of Hamilton's major uni pubs and mate hooked up with a random chick, they went back to student village and she came back later in the night got back on the dance floor and went home with one of the guys from our rugby team. Both had played hide the sausage that night with her. Was funny they had had a 3some and not even know it. They got some ribbing for that one.

Was almost as funny as when we took a photo of a mate fucking his girlfriend after a night on the piss and a couple of the boys got in the front of the photo. We framed it and put in the lounge. Its not until you get up close to it that you realise that there is a butt and some legs sticking out from it in the background. They were both too pissed to know it was being taken.

That was like a 5some

**007XX** · 28th November 2007, 09:01

Originally Posted by MSTRS

And who thinks that 007XX should regale us with her experiences?

Eh...hang on a bloody minute!

Never did I say I was going to "share my experience"

...Wait til I get my arse down South...yours will be toast!

You were the one asking: " since women are supposedly so good at multi tasking, why is it that so very few are into threesomes..."

Now, this is something that I often have thought was worthy of ponderment...just not quite in the way you presented it, but still...

Firstly, i think it would be interesting to define the basis of the said threesome...most men would immediately imagine the commonly referred to as FFM, or 2 females and a man...

Now, can any ladies honnestly tell me how much attraction there is in this for the ladies involved...in the majority of cases, this would have the male as a primary point of attention (very likely to be why the boys like the idea so much

), but how much can a man really do with two women??? And do it for long and well enough that it would actualloy allow the ladies to genuinely get off on it??? Odds are not very good, even though any man would like to think they're more than capable to handle the task.

Now, the other option is the MMF...

Way more enticing to the ladies, but that opens a whole can of worms on both sides: feelings of inedaquecy on the male's side, and insecurity and/ or culpability on the woman's side. We were taught not to feel like a sexual being, it is dirty and inapropriate of a true lady to have primitive urges....

Then, women are way more picky in their choice of partners...it's bad enough finding one that does the trick, so finding two???