Trademe ad

**COP_B8** · 14th June 2007, 21:05

This should keep the grammar nazis entertained for a while:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-104650173.htm

Our joint-venture motor has 5 great characteristics :

1. super quiet sound, gentle and amiable and melodious;

2. horsepower is powerful, it is easy to run quickly;

3. the electricity may be triggered at any moment to open, control and follow one's bent

4. installed the gasoline economizer, appears the more technical inspiration;

5. with the plasma baking varnish, integrates the fashion charm;

6. the performance-to-price ratio is high, for riding instead of walking first choice tool

***only got two of them,hurry and don't miss.good luck for all bidders.***

**Clivoris** · 14th June 2007, 21:09

Looks like the perfect set of wheels for inner city commuting. Got your bid in yet?

**COP_B8** · 14th June 2007, 21:15

as soon as i work out what;
- gasoline economizer,
- bent,
- plasma bake,
- handbrake,
- 149.0 exhaust,
- melodious
- and fashion charm.

have to do with motorbikes ill be queing up to get myself one of these, im sure the 'dealer' is extremely knowledgable and will have a superb parts service for my new 'fashion tool' though.

**crshbndct** · 14th June 2007, 21:20

thanks i needed that

best laugh all day

**BIGBOSSMAN** · 14th June 2007, 21:21

Is that a hint of TL1000R or RC51 I see with the exhausts? I love the plasma baking varnish feature, I definitely agree that it integrates the fashion charm.
Sexy Time!

**90s** · 14th June 2007, 21:21

Originally Posted by COP_B8

6. the performance-to-price ratio is high, for riding instead of walking first choice tool

That sellers a choice tool alright.

His spell-check skills are only slightly better than the quality of those bikes.

**yod** · 14th June 2007, 21:25

first choice tool

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA

oh thats going in my profile....how can i resist....

**rudolph** · 14th June 2007, 21:26

in other words he is saying it is a gutless heep of crap witch could brake at any moment and looks very gay

**rudolph** · 14th June 2007, 21:27

varnished brakes could be dangerous

**90s** · 14th June 2007, 21:31

Originally Posted by COP_B8

3. the electricity may be triggered at any moment to open, control and follow one's bent

This is like zen dating advice. Pass it on to your single friends. Especially the bent ones.

**kiwifruit** · 14th June 2007, 21:36

LMAO

Im sold

**COP_B8** · 14th June 2007, 21:44

Bling will be awarded too whoever can ask the most entertaining question on his auction and get it answered!!!

And before everyone starts about ruining peoples auctions blah blah blah.... Does anyone really care if these piece of sh*t chinese junk fashion tools are not sold?, and somehow i dont think he has any sort of reputation or credibility to begin with.