Trouble at the South Island KB Rally 07

**dangerous** · 9th December 2007, 14:00

Yeah well as you can see slumped in the seat drunk and disorderly... yip the fuzz were called out to the 07 south Is KB rally, and thins only got worse after that, stay tuned for all the reports (once memorys return to most, as I think there will be a few that will never get there memory back.

**FlyingDutchMan** · 9th December 2007, 15:17

I've managed to make it home alive - cheers for the good times all. Heres a video of a certain individual performing a burnout. I'll get more photos up here in a bit.

[YOUTUBE]9ADN1aVLndQ[/YOUTUBE]

**FlyingDutchMan** · 9th December 2007, 15:52

Here are some more photos...

**dangerous** · 9th December 2007, 16:41

Fark... what an awesome place to hang out, theres suprises every were ya look and all kinds a weird shit in the bushes... anyone stumble across the fancy house with a 3 acre front lawn, looked odd amoungest all the decreped old shit that is slowly roting away. aprantly the stage in the bush hasw had kiri Te kanawa and the NZ symphany orchestra

**dangerous** · 9th December 2007, 16:43

Mint time had again people, cant beat good company and whisky... not to mention the coper on a spit and the inland rd ride

**The Lone Rider** · 9th December 2007, 16:56

10 characters and stuff.

**_Shrek_** · 9th December 2007, 17:38

we arrived 12:00pm friday after attending my work do to find a number of Kbers well primed most of them where that strange southern lot

but thats alright the canterbury rabble got big shoulders

:

sat morn moved from caravan into motel sweet more (room) cook breakie

then stood round a talked .... as you do while we waited for the rest to show up
while we were talking the pig (not scum dog) was made ready for the spit ie remove head & trotters so it would fit after a bit of dicking around it was on & cooking

most arrived round the same time beds found gear stowed tents set up & meet these two realy strange people :Gob smacked: even worse than the southern lot they were from the norf island & 1 ofem was a jaffa so i was told poor thing i wonder if it hurts & the other 1 was from a place that smells like bad gas

Doc & Goblin was their names mmmmmm strange

Helenoftroy thought it would be a good idea if she moved in with us instead of putting up her tent & told us that she had soft luggage as well

very nice it was to

12:34pm we all head to Kaikoura lunch 25 bikes great site it was to then back through the inland rd

at Waiau then leader rd back to the staging post

Party time :drink: & food was the theme for the night as photos & video's will show
it was great meeting up with new faces & the old ones as well
Mrs Shrek says thanks guys for an awesome week end as do I
cya at the next one :Yes:

cheers Keith

**dangerous** · 9th December 2007, 17:58

whos missing a tent and fold up chair?

**cruza** · 9th December 2007, 18:09

Man what a great couple of days, awesome site, as D says ,kinda wish I'd gone up on friday as well. Thanks to the people who put in the extra effort, and made things tick along. I'd have to rate this get together, not one to miss. Geez after 2hrs sleep ,a hangover

, and the heat ,I wasn't feeling the best, I quiet ride home , shower and slept the rest of the day, sorry if I buggered of early. Must have been my turn to get a nail in the tyre GSXF

unpacking the bike just before, noticed back tyre half flat & a small steel tack poking out..... aleast it made it home !!

.

**Bren** · 9th December 2007, 18:10

Originally Posted by dangerous

whos missing a tent and fold up chair?

Coming back from your house today was thinking that the stuff could be LoC's stuff....

**Bren** · 9th December 2007, 18:30

Anyway, I better put in my 2 cents worth...if ya can find 2 cents now anyway.

I am sitting here at the PC feeling like Sh1t, and I know who to blame...The whole lot of ya!(j/k)...Had I not got involved with KB I would have spent the weekend sitting back quietly with the missus.....BUT I would not have missed this weekend for the world....was a great time, and its also good to be able to put a face on some of the stirrers from KB (Not looking at anyone in particular)...

...Well here is my recap anyway...
Friday Night was bloody busy after work...called over to Halls T/port to get the pig (Thanks Doc), then over to some stirrers place to get the sounds for the weekend...Then home for a quick bite and on the road in my trusty(read crusty) corolla to arrive up at Parnassus at approx 9pm. Did not take long to find the few that were there as they were the ones holding onto cans/bottles of booze! (there were some people at the staging post that were not related to the rabble!)
Anyways straight onto the piss and got talkin away through the night. Off to bed after a few (too many) beers. Woke up saturday with a bit of a thumper but was fine after a panadol and juice...had brekky then started thinking bout pig going on spit...either pig was too big, or spit too small! Shrek showed us his butchering skills and with a joint effort we got it sorted though to be totally fair Shrek took complete control of the situation and got the spit organised properly! You da man!

Other peeps turned up and by the arvo we were heading to Kaikoura for lunch..good to be on a bike again even just as a pillion...GB thanks for taking it easy!....Then after a quiet one we left to go to waiau...freaking fantastic road!!!Loved it

Another quiet ale then back to Parnassus. Onto the Cherry Spitting comp....Who won? And on to more serious drinking...memory starts to fade here....

Woke up this morning with more than a thumper...panadol did not cure it! You lot are a bad influence!

Shit, sorry did not mean to make a novel but must say was a fantastic weekend!

Good to meet ya all...Thanks Helen for the blast on your Beemer, and did you find your tail? (I had nothing to do with it)...

**_Shrek_** · 9th December 2007, 19:04

Originally Posted by South3rn Rid3r

did you find your tail? (I had nothing to do with it)...

I Knew you had hard & soft luggage

but a tail?

& I had nuffin to do wiff it eva

**dangerous** · 9th December 2007, 19:14

hey... does anyone know how Tim is down in Timaru?

**MyGSXF:Me** · 9th December 2007, 19:20

Originally Posted by dangerous

hey... does anyone know how Tim is down in Timaru?

I'm home!!

Glenys just txt to say that he was sitting up & quite bright.. but a lot of shoulder pain! Being moved to Dunedin tomorrow!!! They might post more later..

**Bren** · 9th December 2007, 19:23

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

I'm home!!

Glenys just txt to say that he was sitting up & quite bright.. but a lot of shoulder pain! Being moved to Dunedin tomorrow!!! They might post more later..

Good to see ya arrived in one piece....hope the roads were kind to ya...Be good to see some of your pics

....and wont be good to see the others!

Although I dont know Tim I hope he gets well soon..