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    Wife for sale - New bike needed

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    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    LOLOL - my wife's full name is Kathleen...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Classic stuff - loved it. Even the missus laughed, and for that sir, you deserve bling.
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    You musta been.... high. You musta been...


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    showed Mrs P, she sort of laughed

    .....no where as loud as I did!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    LOLOL - my wife's full name is Kathleen...
    I didn't know that. I call her Kathy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    I didn't know that. I call her Kathy.
    To her face too I'd bet - I mean... she's not that tall...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    LOLOL - my wife's full name is Kathleen...
    Thats my sisters name
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    LOL Thats very well done
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    Cool

    Hmmmmmmmm Now this would be good.

    Husband/partner for Sale - new bike needed



    If they advertised this with men/partner in the photos, would you boys be happy and laughing..... hmmmmmm?

    Now that would be good to see the magazine editors change the pics of the ladies to men.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    If they advertised this with men/partner in the photos, would you boys be happy and laughing..... hmmmmmm?
    record scratched... need a new one
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    and they wonder why we'd sell our bitches for a bike.

    at least they don't give you constant backchat.

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    Yeah well they look like they've done high Ks and the suspensions a bit saggy
    not to mention the sour look on their faces!! They look like they'd be too hard to retrain so I think I'll go for a younger model in the early twenties, easier to mold and encourage plus they don't have any morals these days so anything goes!!!
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    Thumbs up roflmao

    Ok where can I go to list my wife on there? Would be something like...

    Done high kms needs some major restorative work, and fine tuning I have given up want to trade in for a new model... hahaha hopefully she never sees this but then she is never on KB she has no interest so unless my brother or his wife see it and tell her she's not likely to know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    Yeah well they look like they've done high Ks and the suspensions a bit saggy
    not to mention the sour look on their faces!! They look like they'd be too hard to retrain so I think I'll go for a younger model in the early twenties, easier to mold and encourage plus they don't have any morals these days so anything goes!!!
    LMAO yah have to agree


    *wonders if I advertise in the Express how much I'd get for Sam*
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    Hmmmmmmmm Now this would be good.

    Husband/partner for Sale - new bike needed



    If they advertised this with men/partner in the photos, would you boys be happy and laughing..... hmmmmmm?

    Now that would be good to see the magazine editors change the pics of the ladies to men.........
    Good idea, but we'd probably get bugger all for them, certainly not enough to buy a bike.

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