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    Quote Originally Posted by Racey Rider
    As apposed to: Who licking their arse???
    Well, thats disturbing....
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    My vote goes to Biff Baff:

    Ew!!! I really hate that bike!!!

    Is it me - or do all those guys n gals that wear all in one race replica leathers look like Power Rangers?

    Can you imagine cage drivers doing the same thing........wearing F1 outfits to drive to work or when hooning on the weekend?



    It's the mental picture that makes me giggle.

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    this quick retort from scumdog had me in fits of laughter, like daisy, its the mental picture I got.

    Originally Posted by dangerous

    Mikey....... listen and learn, I am twice your age and have ridden non stop for 21yrs and still listen and still learn.


    scumdog writes:
    You must be fair exhausted you poor lamb, you can stop riding now and have a cup of tea!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toads
    this quick retort from scumdog had me in fits of laughter, like daisy, its the mental picture I got.

    Originally Posted by dangerous

    Mikey....... listen and learn, I am twice your age and have ridden non stop for 21yrs and still listen and still learn.


    scumdog writes:
    You must be fair exhausted you poor lamb, you can stop riding now and have a cup of tea!!
    yup!... that gets my vote.... can I change it?????

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    Thanks for the nomination Daisy, but Scumdog gets my vote too.
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    I have to say that this is pretty good from jimbo:

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo
    I reckon Microsoft are controlling the weather so more people will buy Xboxes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blakamin
    yup!... that gets my vote.... can I change it?????
    Sorry, Anything posted as a "Classic Quote" today will have to see if it gets nominated for Next Years Award.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Racey Rider
    Sorry, Anything posted as a "Classic Quote" today will have to see if it gets nominated for Next Years Award.
    boooooooo - we demand a recount/think/nomination thing.

    scumdog, ra, ra ,ra
    scumdog ra, ra, ra
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    Quote Originally Posted by JRANDOM
    But you've given me an idea. How about a new model name... something like the "BRRRAAAP 900"?



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    Cassic KB Quotes should be a monthly poll, and then at the end of the year, we vote for the overall winner... sound good?
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    Re: Riding in Sand.

    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Its a bit like when you had your first shag, you aren't really sure of what you're doing but you keep going hard out until you either fall off or arrive at your destination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Racey Rider
    Re: Riding in Sand.
    That's the best so far & so true too..... LMFAO
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    I'm all for a site weekly/monthly quote thingy and the over years winner who gets a free rep point from hitcher (ie taking your score up by a modest 50 odd)
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    How about a quote database. Just as a random picture is generated on the main page so could a random quote from the collection. Could still have a winner choosen via pole for the best quote of the year.

    Have a sticky thread in the Rave On section where anyone can post a quote they think is worthy of mention. Along with the quote could be a link to the thread and the posts number. Then SpankMe or other mod could add it to the database.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur
    How about a quote database. Just as a random picture is generated on the main page so could a random quote from the collection. Could still have a winner choosen via pole for the best quote of the year.

    Have a sticky thread in the Rave On section where anyone can post a quote they think is worthy of mention. Along with the quote could be a link to the thread and the posts number. Then SpankMe or other mod could add it to the database.
    Well, I think its a bloody good idea!!!
    why doesnt someone start a sticky in "rave on" then ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blakamin
    Well, I think its a bloody good idea!!!
    why doesnt someone start a sticky in "rave on" then ????
    Done.

    Just needs to be sticky'd.
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