Scary washing machine for sale...

[Beemer]

Just seen on Trade Me - http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=223309871

[vifferman]

Sounds like the one my sister owned once.
It literally pulled its own powercord out while running, after it leaped around the laundry in a frenzy, sounding like a lawnmower trying to devour itself (I was there at the time and heard it).
It turned out the serviceman was short of work, so he sabotaged it just a little when called to fix some minor thing, hoping to make some more money when called back. The bowl came adrift and dropped down mid-spin, thrashing around inside the cabinet. Kinda lucky the hoses restrained it to some extent, or it might have come out of the laundry and attacked us...

[allycatz]

Makes for funny reading

[marioc]

hahahaha excellent lulz

[steve_t]

LOL @ all the questions and comments
And there are 50 more unanswered questions!

[Mikkel]

ROFL:

Is the picture included with the machine? BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME vex (77 ) 1:18 pm, Tue 9 Jun
Sure I can include the picture if you want, I can also draw pretty good sharks and the undertaker from WWF wrestling. they always end up looking the same which is frustrating because its hard to tell which one is which when I'm showing my friends. I usually write Shark under the shark one so I don't forget which is which. 2:20 pm, Tue 9 Jun

[Laxi]

I want some of the drugs that guys got

[Rcktfsh]

should be auctioning the book and movie rights , make more than the washing machine no doubt leaving him with more than eneough money to import a brand spanking new wife.

[Indiana_Jones]

Question: Hello. I once murdered my family but said I was on a paper run and that Dad must have done it, but then I found out that the blood and brainmatter hadn't come out of my clothes. Do you think this machine would be good for washing blood out of boldly coloured jerseys? caveman20000bc (30 ) 3:29 pm, Wed 10 Jun

Answer: I'm actually amazed that it took this long for a David Bain joke to rear it's head. Thank you for holding off this long. Lets hope it's the last one. 5:31 pm, Wed 10 Jun



-Indy

[Naki Rat]

I want some of the drugs that guys got

Q: Bro, how stoned were you when you wrote that kickass description? nmowday (36 ) 3:32 pm, Wed 10 Jun

Answer: On a scale of 1-10? ....1 meaning completely stone called straight ....and 10 meaning so utterly rubber-faced I'm lying on my bed and cant even move my arms and legs and see Super Mario come running into my room, stand on my chest, pull out my tongue with pliers, reach into his apron and pull out a nail, then poke the nail through my tongue then run away laughing manically leaving me coughing over an imaginary nail thats still through my tongue? 5:40 pm, Wed 10 Jun

This guy is brilliant

[Shadows]

Payment details

• Bank deposit
• Cash
• Your soul.

[NDORFN]

That's a fucken doozey!

[been_there]

I found this extremly farkin funny

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living...-223309871.htm

[MIXONE]

That is so funny.Wish I could get him to write my adverts.

[skidMark]

bwahahaha at the dinosaur drawings and shit

Why are you even doing the washing? Don't you have a wife? moochiecat (109) 8:50 am, Tue 9 Jun

Well I DID...I didn't bring that up as I didn't want to put buyers off. I'm afraid it took her too. It's ok though at least she still has the iron. 9:55 am, Tue 9 Jun

Did you see any hot cavemen through the portal? Not only do I need a washing machine but I need someone to do the lawns and fix the squeeky door karen_bryan (58 ) 12:54 pm, Tue 9 Jun

Look lady I was terrified and holding on for my life. I didn't really have time to sum up the hotness of cavemen as my pants and shoes were being sucked into the vortex of death. I only remembered seeing the dinosaurs because it was quite remarkable. I've seen a lot of cave men before, I grew up in Waiuku. But dinosaurs is a first for me. 2:17 pm, Tue 9 Jun