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    The KB Militant Arm's bounty on Stupid

    ok fellow freedom fighters .. time to put some teeth into this ..

    i know quite a few people are going down to the Beehive for the protest .. what we DONT need is a pack of Smacktards doing wheelies and acting like dicks ..

    SO...

    my fellow militants have coughed up a bounty.. anyone being a dick and doing anything (read ANYTHING) to bring a negative gaze upon motorcycling on the ride or at the beehive or on the way back is fair game.. (KB member, non KB member ,.. dont matter)

    we will HAPPILY pay a bounty of 2 good bottles of scotch to the person, or people who deal out a huge hiding to said offenders (not 2 apiece .. 2..)

    box of beers to the first one to submit it to me on video


    dead serious..


    some people say violence solves nothing ..

    you'd be surprised what violence solves
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    Arrrrrrrrgggh!

    Me hearties!
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    Lets hope the people that take the time to attend are the type that want to show the better side of motorcycles not the 1% of bad examples that stick in other road users minds.Now is the time to be worth being noticed by the public.
    I wish that 1% would take it easy for a while.Still see some risky riding and everyone is looking our direction.

    Hope there is no need to hand out liquors because there is no reason why anyone should want to be a dickhead.
    Imagine 5000 bikes and no accidents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post

    Hope there is no need to hand out liquors because there is no reason why anyone should want to be a dickhead.
    Finger crossed but we ARE talking about a certain amount of immature people on motorbikes here...

    However a bottle or two of scotch has a certain appeal...
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    Somehow I think fights breaking out might do more harm to the protest's image than someone doing a wheelie

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post

    my fellow militants have coughed up a bounty.. anyone being a dick and doing anything (read ANYTHING) to bring a negative gaze upon motorcycling on the ride or at the beehive or on the way back is fair game.. (KB member, non KB member ,.. dont matter)

    we will HAPPILY pay a bounty of 2 good bottles of scotch to the person, or people who deal out a huge hiding to said offenders (not 2 apiece .. 2..)

    box of beers to the first one to submit it to me on video


    dead serious..


    some people say violence solves nothing ..

    you'd be surprised what violence solves
    Gee Sarge, thats enough to make us poo ourselves. It will be on telly too, and brown pants and a black eye aint a good look. Play nice, Sarge is a big buggar by all reports.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    some people say violence solves nothing ..

    you'd be surprised what violence solves
    Ill bring my pry bar..
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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    If I be stupid, can some one beat me up and video it? Go ya halves on the scotch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post

    However a bottle or two of scotch has a certain appeal...
    A nice pair always gets MY attention ....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Arrrrrrrrgggh!

    Me hearties!
    Dont think of it as pain ... just attitude readjustment ....
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    Oh how this brings back fond memories of the old covert ops days.
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    Why stop at a beating - hell why not kill them and turf the body/s in the bush on the way back. Now thats violence!

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    Two bottles of scotch n a carton of beer, and I'll video beating the crap out of myself.

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    I must say SARGE, I was most impressed by those that attended saturday's
    meeting at Parliment.
    Everyone did their bit to conform but for a couple of riders of industrial motors who did however get referred to as Wankers by mrs N/H when they roared out of the lights.

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    So a large group will be following a certian young Lad that likes to cross bridges on trials bikes in an unorthadox manner. and all trying to be the first to 2 bottles of scotch. Let The Games Commence.

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