I'm getting kicked out!

[Sidewinder]

owell as some of you may already know last thursday the place that i live at got robbed!
well on these new grounds that it looks like i did it!! well as i found out from a mate that got the police file checked the police did not say anything about me, so go figure they just getting silly lill thoughts in there wee minds now.
about a month or two ago they wanted me to pay them a week in advance which i already did when i moved in....... oh and had already been living in the household for over 4-5months!
and they said they texted me in the weekend asking me to pay which if i didnt reply to it should mean that i did not get the message which i honestly didnt but hey, they should of waited to ask me in person!
so last night when i got home they gave me my letter saying i have two weeks to move out because they think i ripped off our house.
ffs my bike gear is worth more than all there stuff together so go figure.
so the letter goes on about the reason im getting kicked out is for not paying them more money so they can spend it on them selfs.
but when they gave me the letter all they could talk about was that they think from what the police said and what they think that i and or boss and work mate ripped the place of because the garage door was opened from the inside.
well funny that snice chris said that this one chick told him that she was going to rob the house a while back and she had our garage door remote for a few weeks, that sounds more fishy to me lol.
owell rant over and done, i typed out the complete letter and have not removed any details and is spelt and worded excaly the same as the letter was. have a read i dont care!

[Sidewinder]

Monday 23rd November 09

Dear Jeremy

This letter is to notify you that you living arrangement is being
terminated. As at today (Monday the 23rd of November 09) You
have two weeks to remove yourself and your belongings, making
Monday the 7th of December 09 your last day at the property of
$%# Clarkin road Hamilton.
This is on the grounds of the safety of the tenants and failing to
meet your finacial agreements made by yourself and head
tenants. You have been asked to pay one weeks rent in advance
but during your time here you have made many excuses as to why
you couldn't pay the agreed amount.
Currently you pay rent week-to-week meaning that by continuing to
pay rent as normal, you will be here for one extra day, which is not
covered in the rent week. This day will still need to be paid for at
$19.40cents.
If you have any questions or comments please contact us.

Chris @#$%

Sarah @#$%&*

[JimO]

stay and piss them off

[sunhuntin]

hand her a $50 or $100 on your last day and ask for exact change.

[Sidewinder]

oh and i have not signed any paper work or anything when i moved in so i dont even need to pay them if i leave or give them notic as far as i know

[Laava]

I don't get it. They are not accusing you of being a thief!

[Sidewinder]

I don't get it. They are not accusing you of being a thief!

i know they are saying one thing and the letter another, i dont get it either!

[Usarka]

They're booting you out because of your comprehension skills

[p.dath]

It is obvious they don't want you there. Do you really want to live in an envinroment like that? Move out!

[Sidewinder]

It is obvious they don't want you there. Do you really want to live in an envinroment like that? Move out!

oh nah i dont, im just thinking out a loud, isnt that what you do on here?

[BikerDazz]

oh nah i dont, im just thinking out a loud, isnt that what you do on here?

You'll be doing yourself a big favour moving out of Fearfield...

[AllanB]

Move on I'd say.

That often happens when you ignore a swinging couples advances. Put out or get out they are saying ..............

Offer her a shag, let him watch but don't let him video it, that shit will end up on the Internet. And let us know how it goes.

[FJRider]

Actually ... as I recall, 28 days is the legal minimum notice of eviction ...

[Fatt Max]

Fucking let me at 'em.....

I can get a stainless steel pole, some titty tassles (for my flabby beer tits), a rose to put in my bum and a pair of stockings and suspenders.

I'll break in while they are all out, set the pole up on the lounge and film myself doing a pole dance, the finale being the rose being pulled from my fat sweaty arse and rubbed over every spoon, kinfe, fork and fucking toothbrush in the place.

I will then rub my hairy brain all over every door knob in the house so the result will be that:

1. All of the house will have had a bit of fat arse sweat for tea, and
2. They would have all touched my fat nad maraccas

Finally, I'll take a huge dump and sew the stools into the curtains

All of the above for $50 and a Mince n Cheese

Legs?

[scracha]

I'm surprised P.Dart hasn't jumped on this :-)

So their letter states you are a "tenant".
"tenants" have rights.

http://www.dbh.govt.nz/tenants-giving-notice


http://www.virtualrealty.co.nz/quickref.html

Note: A Landlord Must
Make sure the locks and fastenings are adequate.

http://www.virtualrealty.co.nz/endoftenancy.html
Must give you 3 weeks notice + 4 days. Must state the exact date it is to end.

His letter states "financial agreements". If it's not in writing ,then it's not valid.

His letter isn't valid so WRITE back to him and tell him that he should send a correct notice to end the tenancy (another letter). Mention that the phrase "safety of the tenants" is potentially libelous. Also include a note that if he discloses your details to the National Tenancy Database then you will take legal action. Include the legal implications if he evicts or threatens you without sticking to the letter of the law. You could also send him a retaliatory notice. Furthermore, you might mention in your letter that you're considering taking him to tribunal as he didn't make sure the locks and fastenings were adequate. Last but not least, ask him for his GST number

Once they send the correct letter, ensure you reply giving them their 21 days notice.

Seriously though, just do the above to piss him off and buy yourself more time if you can't find a decent place in 2 weeks. You don't really want an asshole landlord like that. If you do find a nice place, then once your stuff is gone (and make sure you tell the leccy/phone/etc companies) then use the above as leverege to avoid paying a bit of rent.