Okay... im not a happy chappy. On my way home from uni today i had the mistfortune to run into a very disgruntled and psychotic maniac that i will further refer to only has 'bitch'.
Coming up to the lights at interesection of Archers and Wairau roads (on wairau heading towards glenfield) there were two lanes of backed up traffic at the lights so as per usual i filtered to the front. This is where my afternoon turned to shit.
Bitch is in her car in the left hand lane and for some unknown reason (i swear i did absolutely nothing other than drive up tot he front of the queued up traffic) decides that i have deeply offended her in some way and takes it upon herself to 'drag' me (i accelerated away at a medium pace), pulling the fingers out the window and the swerving dangerously close to my front wheel to pull in front of me.
Next set of lights (tristram and wairau road intersection by BP) she cuts over to the left of the right hand lane to block the aisle up to the front. Being the smart man i am i cut behind a car in the left lane, endin up in front of bitch. I turn and give her abefore proceeding to the front of the queue about 6 cars in front.
Again i left the front of the queue by myself and went about my ways assuming the saga was over BUT NO... next thing i know bitch is on my ass about 1m from my tyre, so close i couldnt see her in either of my mirrors.
She proceeded to be cunt all the way up the hill from the intersection where valenitines is. She then passed me very close (about .5m away from my right arm, then pulled in front of me again) and drove at about 40kmh up the remainder of the hill (towards lights at glenfield road)... previously i was doing 59kmh. As it splits into two lanes she moved to the left slowed down more, as i went past on in the right hand lane she leant out of the window and spat at me. THIS REALLY FUCKED ME OFF. At the lights she pulled off into glenfield road and disappeared yelling something out the window and pulling the fingers again.
SO.... all bikers in the Glenfield area beware of a FAT UGLY BITCH, driving a GREY FORD SEIRRA STATION WAGON (old 80's car) - REGO NS1086... she is a rather ugly fat lady with glasses, long grey hair and deep insecurity and emotional problems.
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