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    Somebody pinched my bike...

    for the afternoon...and bought it back with a new front tyre AND 200kms more on it!
    There is even video footage of said thief in the process of running away to Akaroa... doing all sorts of mischief, including wheelies and kneedown cornering apparently, although i have yet to see said video. Speeds apparently well in excess of the 100km speed limit were duely noted. The thief will appropriately punished when he is caught, as will be his accomplices.
    Reward of green rep to information leading to the apprehension of said thief.

    The only clues found were a ginger pube left on the seat... and the unsightly & DANGEROUS wear on the new tyre.






    God I'm gonna love dishing out the punishment......
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    Phew!......
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    Bloody hell, Im sure I saw that too.
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    Jeez you had me going there.... .

    All scrubbed in for the run south eh,?
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    I think it was pre-meditated as he was telling me about how he loves the Buell the other day .
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar
    I think it was pre-meditated as he was telling me about how he loves the Buell the other day .
    yeah that I know! ...but aren't you meant to mention to your mate BEFORE you pinch their bike that you might just HAVE to take it to AKAROA to scrub in the tyre?
    and the way he looked when I saw him later was halirious ...think the Buell comes close to beating the guzzi...in funness anyway
    "Do not meddle in the affairs of Buells, for they are subtle and quick to wheelie!"
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    The culprit was even talking about here: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...4&postcount=97

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    Shit! Had me going there LOL. 'Tis a fun bike allright
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    said offender was a hell of a lot harder to keep up with than when he is on a guzzy if he were to own one

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    This is what happens when you associate yourself with a certain degenerate. Am sending you a full-body waxing kit to use on the offender as part of his punishment.
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    buggered if i know, I was thinking it was Dangerous but then you said he was riding fast, doing wheelies, and had his knee down, so it cant be him coz he rides like a girl (no offence)

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    Quote Originally Posted by **R1**
    buggered if i know, I was thinking it was Dangerous but then you said he was riding fast, doing wheelies, and had his knee down, so it cant be him coz he rides like a girl (no offence)
    Weres the vid OMB.... private viewing only tho, no offence taken... try harder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    This is what happens when you associate yourself with a certain degenerate. Am sending you a full-body waxing kit to use on the offender as part of his punishment.
    Man that's alot of ginga hairs to get rid of. Don't try washing them down the drain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff da maori
    said offender was a hell of a lot harder to keep up with than when he is on a guzzy if he were to own one
    hmm that sounds quite like you were there to witness said events??? Sounds like you were one of the ACCOMPLICES HUH???

    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    This is what happens when you associate yourself with a certain degenerate. Am sending you a full-body waxing kit to use on the offender as part of his punishment.
    yep now THAT sounds it could be quite a lot of fun ...now who can I get to hold him down??
    "Do not meddle in the affairs of Buells, for they are subtle and quick to wheelie!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rashika


    yep now THAT sounds it could be quite a lot of fun ...now who can I get to hold him down??
    Not WT he would be lucky to hold down a salad...

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