ARRRGH! Choose my 1st wedding aniversary why don'tcha?
[the pitch] So love, instead of spending the sat night before our aniversary at the venue we had our wedding & stay in the same room of the lovely old hotel like I promised. . . how about I take you on a roadtrip to sunny Christchurch, to a windswept racetrack where you won't have anything to do except cheer on a spec in the distance or avoid flying spanners in the pits, with lots of driving either end & to top it off I'll probably want to get on the piss with the lads instead of a romantic dinner.
Hmm. Might have to dress it up a bit.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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