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    The Ex

    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to
    enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to
    meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now - I'm a
    bit older than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was
    sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you
    don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these
    days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me,
    saying that she thought tubby men were cute!
    "Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled

    So I told her to f**k off.

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh another thread showing the shallowness of ppl .. and the hang up with body image ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh another thread showing the shallowness of ppl .. and the hang up with body image ..
    You talk like a fat person.

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    I'm sure he ain't really like it and that it was a joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by justsomeguy
    You talk like a fat person.


    thats me honey ... but i have a wicked personality ... hahahahahaha

    did you watch the news tonite .. and kids under 11 yrs old are obesed with dieting, & body image .. fark what happened to childhood

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    I'm sure he ain't really like it and that it was a joke?

    yeah I got the joke bit kittie

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    I'm sure he ain't really like it and that it was a joke?
    no no, true story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog
    no no, true story!

    Better to have a decentish weight on you than none at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog
    no no, true story!

    hmm two options .. is it tui ad................ yeah right

    or your a shallow bugger ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    Better to have a decentish weight on you than none at all.

    More cushin for the pushin .. better than sex with a bag of bones

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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy
    More cushin for the pushin .. better than sex with a bag of bones
    Nothing wrong with sex with a bag of bones either. Its all down to personal opinion though. I'm not big, and I'm not to little. But I know I'd much rather have a bit more weight on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    Nothing wrong with sex with a bag of bones either. Its all down to personal opinion though. I'm not big, and I'm not to little. But I know I'd much rather have a big more weight on me.

    ahh for sure it is down to personal choice .. however media has alot to answer for & perpetuating what is an acceptable body image ..

    feel sad that kids feel the pressure & have low self esteem due to what is apparently an acceptable way to look

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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy
    thats me honey ... but i have a wicked personality ... hahahahahaha
    I bet you do. Most really pretty girls are some of the most insecure nutjobs walking around.

    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy
    did you watch the news tonite .. and kids under 11 yrs old are obesed with dieting, & body image .. fark what happened to childhood
    That's because people today have a wrong psyche.

    They all want to be "thin" - any person trying to lose weight should never have "become thin" as their goal.

    Instead they should think a bit differently and change their goal to "be more healthy or fit".

    So now instead of lose 5 kilos a month - their goal should be run for 15 mins non stop by the end of the month - or run 3 times a week.......

    Guess what happens when they reach these goals??

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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy
    or your a shallow bugger ....
    depends on your definition of shallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy
    ahh for sure it is down to personal choice .. however media has alot to answer for & perpetuating what is an acceptable body image ..

    feel sad that kids feel the pressure & have low self esteem due to what is apparently an acceptable way to look

    It does. You look through magazines and stuff, and just about every female, or male is presented as being the perfect body weight, and having perfect skin.

    Sadly younger people don't realize how many of these images have actually been changed and airbrushed to make them look so perfect.

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