I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to
enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to
meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now - I'm a
bit older than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was
sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you
don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these
days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me,
saying that she thought tubby men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled
So I told her to f**k off.
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