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  1. 5th December 2007, 20:35 #1
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    I will hide my desire for cowpoos no longer

    It's time I came out and said it.

    I want him. I dream of him. His face sits, god-like, in my mind's eye, taunting me with its beauty.

    Mr Poos, I want to pack your fudge!



    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
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  2. 5th December 2007, 20:36 #2
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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    That must be some bet that you have lost there! Either that or you're serious
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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy View Post
    Mr Poos, I want to pack your fudge!
    Not sure I would go that far, but pink suits him
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy View Post
    It's time I came out and said it.

    I want him. I dream of him. His face sits, god-like, in my mind's eye, taunting me with its beauty.

    Mr Poos, I want to pack your fudge!

    But he's already taken. I have proof, which has been carefully stored in a little folder marked 'blackmail'.
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    i vote this as strangest thread kb has seen.
    my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html

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  7. 5th December 2007, 21:12 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    i vote this as strangest thread kb has seen.
    LOL and it's still so young!
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    ummmmmmmmm...
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    youre too late Gav...

    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    ummmmmmmmm...
    someone else took his cherry........
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  10. 5th December 2007, 21:51 #10
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    This thread is GAY!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by GIXser View Post
    someone else took his cherry........
    Ya sod! I was saving that one.
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    So thats why he kept trying to get me to show him my tighty whiteys...

    Im scarred
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    bloody hell......cant get away from strange posts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by South3rn Rid3r View Post
    bloody hell......cant get away from strange posts....
    Yeh you can, stop coming here!
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  15. 5th December 2007, 22:27 #15
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    May I suggest that you go out one night to a very nice curry house.

    Order the strongest vindaloo you can manage

    Wash it down with 20 pints of the finest Guiness.

    It wont cure your strange longing but it will teach you what your arse is for
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