Eyes that shine burning red
I was gripped in the toilet
It was a shocking event
I am still clenching a little
It came as a bit of a shock, never before have I been gripped like this
Not only that, but apparently I over lubed the rim
Then I supposedly pumped so hard I broke it
After all this I had to get on my hands and knees and scrub the carpet
It really has been a gripping evening
Slapper?
to think ive given you bling over the years............lol
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
deploy the yak!
pass the tissues?
F M S
Rest In Peace
Is the toilet ok?
Forum whore
mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
To the Screeeeeaaammm Extractor Sully!!!!
Flies away together, capes fluttering
Forum whore
OH and I *should* clarify - you were actually gripped by number one.....
How was I
Eyes that shine burning red
Oh dear.Originally Posted by Number One
OH and I *should* clarify - you were actually gripped by number one.....
How was I
At least now I can justify that deep down feeling of enjoyment I was trying to suppress.
I tried to update the thread title to protect the innocent, but I do not have the power.
Registered User
Mwahahahahahahaha
It's too late now. This is Mrs Kendogs fault, she had to ask and only the gripped can know.
All will be revealed to you in the near ish future.
Mwahahahahahahaha!
But this.
I heard you say "I don't want that statement get on the internet".
Bastard By Choice
I am sorry to hear,you to have been "Gripped" Kendog
Even after years of intensive therapy,the horror continues
"The road to Hell is really grippy with loads of run off & some wicked lefthanders"
Po ta toes
Yeah I heard something about a "Spit rag" too I think.... goodness, no wonder you got gripped.
Large Falcon Collider
Number One's in the toilet! Who would have thought?
I've been away from KB for too long me thinks.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Playin' around
I think a lot of people would agree with you on that!
Easily ammused
All my mental images of Mrs Kendog and Number one have now been irreversibly tainted.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
McNoob
all have mine have been confirmed
Melicious
Thats just sick!! Are you ok Nigel? Are those horrible people being mean to you?? Well then......
HTFU!!!!
I mean that nicely... hows your croissant?
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