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  1. 3rd May 2008, 22:27 #1
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    Alt TV set to air "Naked News"

    this would be a news show worth watching...
    ...I might start watching the News again...

    Lisa Lewis is set to become the Judy Bailey of the alternative TV scene.
    The Hamilton part-time lap dancer, model and V8 ute racing driver starts work for Alt TV as its controversial new naked news reader on May 12.
    In a job which will give new meaning to the term "news flash", five times a week Ms Lewis will read a daily news bulletin in the buff from the waist up on the privately owned, 24-hour live-to-air music television channel, which screens on Sky Digital 65 and is now also web-streamed on the internet.
    Her bulletin will keep viewers abreast of current events at 10 on week nights.


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    I'll be giving it a miss, can't stand that freaking attention seeking trollop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    I'll be giving it a miss, can't stand that freaking attention seeking trollop.
    But you don't have to listen to her(mute) or even look at her really.Just her tit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    I'll be giving it a miss, can't stand that freaking attention seeking trollop.


    I was thinking I might be interested if they got the chick from Nightline, but then she too would be an attention whore then I would loose interest. Funny that.
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    Sad thing is its only going to be a 5 min news flash and she is going to be sitting behind a desk I gather, not like the real Naked News where they "have nothing to hide".
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    At least it will be funny watching her try talk fast and then stumbling over her words.
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    Yep attention whore alright..............she has my FULL attention
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    Remember we saw them at Boobs on Bikes (though she was on a car) last year

    Now I ticked the check box for nudity and it still shows normally for me so wassup?
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    Remember we saw them at Boobs on Bikes (though she was on a car) last year

    Now I ticked the check box for nudity and it still shows normally for me so wassup?
    Tis R rated for me Merv (the perv)

    Mighty fine rack I must say, just don't ask me too many in depth questions on the contents of the news
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