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    Classic KB Quotes

    Alright as suggested in another thread. This thread (once stickied by a kind mod) is to be used for adding quotes by KB'ers.

    Note: Please include a link to the thread where the quote was posted. Also include the number of the post in question (this can be found in the top right corner of the post). If you right click on the post number you can "copy link". past this in as a link using the thread's title and post number as the reference. Done a classic from our spudchucker as an example. If you click on the link you'll see that it brings up just the single post from spud. But in the top right corner it says the thread it's from. You can then click on that link to read the whole thread.
    Hayden - Evidence that even the mediocre can achieve great things.

    ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))

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    From Cool photo! thread post #19


    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucker
    Quote Originally Posted by judderbar
    I luv riding on soft sand. You just GIVE IT HEAPS.
    Its a bit like when you had your first shag, you aren't really sure of what you're doing but you keep going hard out until you either fall off or arrive at your destination.
    Hayden - Evidence that even the mediocre can achieve great things.

    ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))

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    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=7808

    #14

    yes I did laugh - despite the fact that I'm a bird.

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    :disapint:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Duke
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=7808

    #14

    yes I did laugh - despite the fact that I'm a bird.

    Vote not valid - she's fambly.
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    Arrow My favourite.

    Would have to be this joke I found on night shift

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honda
    Would have to be this joke I found on night shift

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ger+management
    Yargh! Way too many "assholes" for my liking...
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    Arrow Yep.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Yargh! Way too many "assholes" for my liking...
    They come in all forms and we are surrounded by them. However I let it do the rounds about work and it was well recieved.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil
    not being able to feed the christains to the loins is no reason to get upset mate.
    From the scottish thread. Where else...

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...6&page=3&pp=20

    Post #3321 IIRC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milky
    From the scottish thread. Where else...

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...6&page=3&pp=20

    Post #3321 IIRC
    Why's it called the Scottish thread?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey
    go nuts. go to hospital.
    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus
    Mikey, one question, are you trying to be funny? . . .
    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk
    No, he is nuts... really. Honest.
    ..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryhavoc
    Why's it called the Scottish thread?
    Least a terrible plague afflict you, should you refer to it by it's given name. The Lord Voldemort of threads...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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