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  1. 24th July 2008, 14:20 #1
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    The Anti Ticket donut!



    Lead foot? Late for Work? Does that Police Officer Know You By First Name?

    Then You Need:
    The Anti-Ticket Donut!

    Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car.
    If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: “I can’t find my car’s registration, I only have this tasty donut”. Or say, “Instead of my driver’ license, wouldn’t you like to have this delicious donut?” The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging.

    Think of it as a polite way of saying:
    "Can we settle this here?"

    -Only about $10 on ebay

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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.
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    No expiry date? Hmmm... never mind... who cares about expiry dates - that is one fine looking donut... Mmmmmmm....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    No expiry date? Hmmm... never mind... who cares about expiry dates - that is one fine looking donut... Mmmmmmm....
    Step AWAY from the Donut Pat
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    I use a rasher of bacon to scare them away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    I use a rasher of bacon to scare them away.
    Works on terrorists too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Works on terrorists too.
    Same thing amirite?! LOLOL
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    Can you fit one in your pocket for the ATNR Morcs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    Can you fit one in your pocket for the ATNR Morcs?
    One? From what I've heard, he'd need to carry a tank bag full of them.
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    Epic thread so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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    how many servings will 1 get me?

    are they likely to want to share or will i need 2 incase he brings his buddy?
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    if you were stopped in a company car whilst on company business, would that make the donut tax-deductable??
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