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    Why you shouldn't wear a helmet

    These are real justifications on why you shouldn't wear a helmet:

    1. It reduces your hearing and, to a lesser extent, your peripheral vision.
    2. Other drivers don't treat you as a person, as they can't see your face.

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    3. Vegetables are really attractive.
    4. Who needs a brain anyway?

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    5. A helmet stops one from slicking back their hair like the fonz and going "aaaaaaaye" to the passing chicas.










    p/t

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    6. You don't have to take your earrings out...
    7. Squinting in the rain and to avoid bugs keeps your concentration level up...

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    8. you cant hide your age or sex
    To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.

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    9. Riding into a swarm of bees becomes MUCH more interesting...
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    When you encounter rain (or worse, hail) with your face at 200kmh, you will know about it...
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    10. You don't have to take it off to go into a gas station to pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mujambee View Post
    These are real stoopid reasons why you shouldn't wear a helmet:

    1. It reduces your hearing and, to a lesser extent, your peripheral vision.
    2. Other drivers don't treat you as a person, as they can't see your face.
    just edited it a bit for you as you obviously made a mistake
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    11. You dont have to worry about losing your visor
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    12. "Some passengers are afraid of juju (black magic), that they will disappear if they wear the helmet"

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

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    13. It means you don't have to deal with any animals peeing into your helmet.

    14. It helps prove one of Darwin's theories.

    15. There will be no more threads about whether it is polite to wear a helmet into a servo or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    11. You dont have to worry about losing your visor
    16. Problem is that you do have to worry about messing your hair!!
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    Helmets last longer that way, particuly if a crash occurs !
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    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    17. Members of the opposite sex love the skinless-face look.
    18. Because every biker looks better when not wearing something that covers their entire face (also known as Carl Fogarty Syndrome)
    has developed a love of big fours. WTF!

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