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    Had occasion recently to be pillion on the back of my GSXR with R6 Kid at the controls.

    NEVER again. That bastard is mad - that and i don't think a GSXR is designed for 200+ kg. Mind you I did feel something hard digging in my hands whilst they were braced against the tank under heavy braking, so I think he might have enjoyed it more than me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Mind you I did feel something hard digging in my hands whilst they were braced against the tank under heavy braking, so I think he might have enjoyed it more than me.
    And here I was thinking you were a straight and innocent old fulla.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    And here I was thinking you were a straight and innocent old fulla.
    Remind you of a certian trip to the Mount does it Goblin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Remind you of a certian trip to the Mount does it Goblin?
    OOOOO OOOO Pray tell

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    Come on Dob, spit it out........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondini View Post
    OOOOO OOOO Pray tell
    I see scrivy lurking, im sure he will make up something to satisfy you

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    I see scrivy lurking, im sure he will make up something to satisfy you
    And he beats me too it, Hmmm, no wonder we make a good team, i can read him like a book,
    It'll be poon next, watch him.

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    Bob, did you get that from chapter 4, page 9, paragraph 5?
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Remind you of a certian trip to the Mount does it Goblin?
    Cant beat that expressway eh Bob?

    So scrivy wrote the book eh? Hmmmm.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Cant beat that expressway eh Bob?

    So scrivy wrote the book eh? Hmmmm.....
    Na, He copied it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Come on Dob, spit it out........
    spit it out? you mean bob doesn't swallow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    And here I was thinking you were a straight and innocent old fulla.
    Look, I don't mind the other rumours, but old?
    Mate, I am only 26 - just had a bloody hard life.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    for me its the fact that I can no longer ride, in fact I'm not even sure that I could be a pillion either...
    With trepidation , least I cross a boundry of sensitivity, I woner if you are familiar with this
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    nope.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    With trepidation , least I cross a boundry of sensitivity, I woner if you are familiar with this
    I don't tred lightly anymore either. If I have to haul my arse onto the back of a bike, I'll have a go...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    I personally cant stand being a pillion, I'd rather be riding my own bike. But in saying that, I do love pillions on my bikes.. I guess its fun having someone to enjoy the experience on the bike just as much as you do. I've racked up thousands of kms with someone on the back and have learnt this: Only take someone who you can trust to do the job, not someone who just flops around on the back. Its actually quite hard to be a decent pillion, you can't just sit on like a roller coster. I have a list with only one or two people I can actually take on a bike fast.. Small, compact chicks with abs/thighs like steel. Its far easier as they do half the work, weigh next to nothing, and you hear screams of enjoyment coming from the back. Nothing better

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