Get yourself a REAL bike!

[george formby]

Hi Martin,

I am reasonably well uneducated and appreciate your consideration for those, like myself, less intelligent than people like you.

I'd imagine the cops in England wouldn't be catching too many crims these days, surely?

Sheesh, cops in California ride Segways & Harleys. Is a Police Vespa the bastard prodginy?

[Rogue Rider]

I got a real bike, go a Triumph....

[jack_hamma]

I got a real bike, go a Triumph....

You are also a real wanker, you would have to be the biggest try-hard and suckhole on here mate.
Congratulations!

[Genie]

You are also a real wanker, you would have to be the biggest try-hard and suckhole on here mate.
Congratulations!

What is is with people, and not just here, but also in the real world, that just have to be nasty?

Geez, if you can't say something nice then dont say anything at all.

[Oakie]

Geez, if you can't say something nice then dont say anything at all.

10 chars...

[Griffin]

Well done Martin Smith on owning the one and only "real bike" in the country. Give yourself a pat on the back and ride proudly. Perhaps one day all of us Harley / Triumph / Jappa riders will join the following you are creating and wake up to the fact that we were ALL wrong in our personal choices... Vespa dealers wont know what hit them as we all march in the doors to trade our pretend bikes in on a "real bike" just like yours.

I might just wait a while before I do that tho... I kinda like having something to aspire to... you know the old saying - once your at the top there is only one way to go

[Number One]

Tee hee hee you really ARE funny! First the thread in PD and then this!


Defensive much?

If you think you are really COOL for riding a Vespa then why bother with what you think other people think about it....the OP sounds almost like you are trying to convince yourself....I say yourself because none of that made me want to go buy one...and yes I have ridden them - didn't spin my wheels at all I think I'll stick with my big girls bike

[Number One]

Are you for real? Isn't it past your bed time?

What is is with people, and not just here, but also in the real world, that just have to be nasty? Geez, if you can't say something nice then dont say anything at all.

So insinuating that you believe someone must be up past their bedtime is a nice supportive comment is it?

BTW were you meaning the OP or all the haters that replied to him were up past their bedtimes?

[laserracer]

WOW Number one i think i love you

[Number One]

WOW Number one i think i love you

erm ok....that's rather um generous...why pray tel,l are you moved to such a gratuitous display of online affection toward me?

[MSTRS:Me]

Get yourself a REAL bike

Since you are the only one with a real bike, then you must be the one who has caused us all the ACC angst. And if you don't pick up the tab that you have caused.
If only Nick the Prick saw it your way...

[laserracer]

I think im high on noodles .. just ate 2 packets ..could have something to do with it ..or maybe its just the fact you DONT own a vespa...and i like the way you talk GRATUITOUS..BIG WORDS TURN ME ON.... so do noodles and the fact you are NUMBER ONE ..not 2 or 3 ..but.. 1 might only have 1 packet of noodles next time

[Number One]

I think im high on noodles .. just ate 2 packets ..could have something to do with it ..or maybe its just the fact you DONT own a vespa...and i like the way you talk

Noodles - geez man - now I'm eyeing up the chicken yum yums in the cupboard.....mmmmmm MSG



And you mean TYPE doncha

[laserracer]

OMG thats the noodles chicken yum yum's...we were ment to be together..never mind about mr number one he will understand..noodle love ..has no boundries.. and besides im almost at 1000 posts

[DMNTD:Me]

erm ok....that's rather um generous...why pray tel,l are you moved to such a gratuitous display of online affection toward me?

Geeeeezz....next he'll be dishing out his cell number