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    Swearing at the boss is a bad thing?

    When you shine a torch into the sky and turn it off why cant you see the end of the beam of light as it travels away from you
    If you pull the plug out of the wall and bung both ends of the cord together really really quick can you trick the electricity left inside the cable into going round and round forever
    These are the questions that trouble me as I drive my shiny truck around staring in envy at every passing motorcyclist.
    When it all becomes to much to cope with I like to swear at people It never fixes anything but I just like the way swear words sound
    Sooooooooooo.... I am on holiday from the 20th until the 31st. Bosses are just so sensitive nowadays
    Whats North of Auckland? is there any land up there I feel the need to go somewhere

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    i like your style hah, im sure others up there with the knowledge will chime in
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeRax View Post
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    i like your style hah, im sure others up there with the knowledge will chime in
    Cause I'm the BOSS!!
    holding the line...

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    does that mean you were stood down for the swearing or have you got a real holiday
    'Good things come to those who wait'
    Bollocks, get of your arse and go get it

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    Interesting thoughts, I will mull on those tonight while I try to sleep...

    One for you, why is white wear called white wear??

    One way that will really help improve your mood is change the letters saying BMW in your shed to KTM!!

    (Are you on leave or have you been stood down for disciplinary reasons?).

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    Quote Originally Posted by That looks like fun View Post
    Whats North of Auckland? is there any land up there I feel the need to go somewhere
    Jafa's on holiday

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelestring View Post
    Cause I'm the BOSS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by young1 View Post

    One for you, why is white wear called white wear??
    It's named after the typical bridal gown - to help women to know their place and feel right at home.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by That looks like fun View Post
    Whats North of Auckland? is there any land up there I feel the need to go somewhere
    Take the twin bridges road norf from Whangarei. Loop round the top and come back down through Waipoua Forest.

    And lots of others as well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by That looks like fun View Post
    When you shine a torch into the sky and turn it off why cant you see the end of the beam of light as it travels away from you
    If you pull the plug out of the wall and bung both ends of the cord together really really quick can you trick the electricity left inside the cable into going round and round forever
    Youre too slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by young1 View Post
    Interesting thoughts, I will mull on those tonight while I try to sleep...

    One for you, why is white wear called white wear??

    One way that will really help improve your mood is change the letters saying BMW in your shed to KTM!!

    (Are you on leave or have you been stood down for disciplinary reasons?).
    Come on now Mr Young, your just being silly
    Cant be for disciplinary reasons as I have no discipline to start with
    No it was recommended that perhaps I need a break and who am I to argue with a suggestion such as that

    Oh yeah, its not called White wear, its White WARE But I expects no better from KTM owners such as yourself.
    Righto I'm off outside to look for that beam of lights bum

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    and all you did is swear??? FFS I spend half my life swearing at people and all I get is more work! I need some tips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    and all you did is swear??? FFS I spend half my life swearing at people and all I get is more work! I need some tips!
    Me too.

    But I worked out that it is because others swear more/worse than I do.

    Perhaps a training course is required!

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    Shit a brick, no swearing, no conversation! Such a PC world we live in now!

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