Not allowed to be a biker...

[sil3nt]

The guy is an idiot. Should have realised you weren't a biker when you mentioned you rode a Hyosung

[Latte]

Have you not being paying attention to Katman's message?

Where's the f-ing poll man!

[ducatilover]

You ride any bike only when the sun shines your a poser who can't call himself a biker.

Or your Italian bike fucks out when it rains?

[sunhuntin]

To me a biker is about when they ride not what they ride.

So your main form of transport is two wheels and you ride all year round including through winter on anything from 50cc scooter to a 2000cc+ bike your a biker.

You ride any bike only when the sun shines your a poser who can't call himself a biker.

agree with this! the guys at the model railway club laugh at me on wet nights cos i usually arrive half drowned. or, if by some miracle i dont get rained on getting there, sure as shit itll hail on the way home.

sunday just gone i went down to sanson just for the hell of getting out there. was dry the whole way there, but it pissed down the whole way home. end result was my waterproof jacket and gloves all got water logged and took 2 days to dry, my shoes are still a little damp and my jeans went from baggy to skin tight. despite that, i had an absolute blast and would do it again right now if given the chance.

i would be interested to know how long the toss pot has had his bike, how many k hes put on it and in what weather compared to anyone riding a 250.

[jaffaonajappa]

You ride any bike only when the sun shines your a poser who can't call himself a biker.

Have you left college yet?

I prefer riding when the sun shines - in fact - i love riding almost any bike when the sun shines.

When its wet, i leave the bikes in the garage and - i take the scooter.

[aprilia_RS250]

Like duuuuuuuuuuuh! You're a biker when you're sitting on a fucking bike! Should have slapped the cheeky fucker and had a pie to top it off.

[Big Dave]

the guys at the model railway club laugh at me

That's probably because they don't know what a female of the species is.

[Camshaft]

ur a biker mate, ive got mates without bikers that are more biker that bikers with bikes

[ellipsis]

...the yarpie may have good reasons for being a twat on the day..you never can quite tell..he may have missed out on a bj the night before, his sandwiches may have gotten soggy, he may have had to sit next to a kafir on the way to work,'cos I bet he didnt have his mega-bike with him, he might think you are a threat to his image, as a twat on a mega-biker-bike...always look on the bright side of life...he probably believes his own shit...what a burden...

[baptist]

To me a biker is about when they ride not what they ride.

So your main form of transport is two wheels and you ride all year round including through winter on anything from 50cc scooter to a 2000cc+ bike your a biker.

You ride any bike only when the sun shines your a poser who can't call himself a biker.

+1 ride whenever (mind you I take the wifes car if I have to take both my girls somehwere!)

Or your Italian bike fucks out when it rains?

Yeah but everything Italian does ... doesn't it?

...he probably believes his own shit...what a burden...

And denies it stinks as well...

Max, the FBMC kinda shows where your passion is, stuff him probably spends more time polishing his di... I mean bike than riding anyway.

[PrincessBandit]

Max, the FBMC kinda shows where your passion is, stuff him probably spends more time polishing his di... I mean bike than riding anyway.

Polishing his helmet...

My thoughts on the matter are that there are tons of people who ride motorcycles who are also fantastic specimens of humanity (whether or not they hold to the umbrella title of "biker"). Then you have others who ride motorcycles who are complete and utter dickheads. Knobs stick out in all sectors of society as just having to poke their sticky business in where they are least wanted or appreciated.

As far as the ones who sit astride a bike saddle, it is just one of the reasons why hell will probably freeze over before there is ever a completely united front of responsibility from motorcyclists regarding our precarious status as life forms on the road.

[oneofsix]

ur a biker mate, ive got mates without bikers that are more biker that bikers with bikes

Well put. I was thinking that Oldrider, who is deregistering his steed, will be more a biker without his bike than that helmet polisher (thanks princessbandit) will ever be on his 750+. Sounds such a 1970s attitude, actually more like 1950s, perhaps he needs to move into the 21st century and stop confusing drug pushers wearing patches with bikers.

[unstuck]

Well put. I was thinking that Oldrider, who is deregistering his steed, will be more a biker without his bike than that helmet polisher (thanks princessbandit) will ever be on his 750+. Sounds such a 1970s attitude, actually more like 1950s, perhaps he needs to move into the 21st century and stop confusing drug pushers wearing patches with bikers.

Hey man, I never push my drugs, I always carry them in my bag. And i only wear the patches cos i cant afford new jeans man.

[Paul in NZ]

Gah! Whats a biker? Well my bikes are NOT my main means of transport and have not been for years and never will be again.

But - I rebuild my own bikes, pretty well everything except chrome and specialist technical stuff thats not worth buying the tool to do. Ride when I can and when I want and more importantly dont give a flying fuck what some twat thinks of me...

For the record - 2 of my bikes are under 750cc (650cc triumph and 50cc / 100cc Suzuki)....

[wysper]

Who else is not an offcial biker then....???

Just for the record, I prefer the term rider anyway.

And on an unrelated note, what the fuck is up with cricketers referring to batsmen as batters!! That pisses me off. It's cricket, not baseball. mutter mumble grump grump