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  1. 8th July 2016, 17:26 #2806
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    cats... domestic felion, FUCKING FERAL RODENTS...

    Came home to the missus cats shit in the spear room FUCK that crap stinks, then I notice the little cu$ts pissed in my bestest tank bag, shit sakes I knew it was inside so I left the window open... did it go out NO...

    Now I often refer to the north islander as a feral rodent but even they aint a patch on the fucking mongrel cat...
    WTF do cats do for ya... they DONT play with ya, they DONT walk with ya and I have never seen a video of a fucking cat saving its owners life... na all the fucking c&^t of a thing wants is feeding and to shit in ya house...

    I now now why my grandad used to sit on his porch in the rocking chair with his 12 gauge and blow the fuck out of the cats as it lands on the fence, hed mutter "take that you gerry bastard"

    loth fucking pussy, nothing but trouble...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    cats... domestic felion, FUCKING FERAL RODENTS...

    Came home to the missus cats shit in the spear room FUCK that crap stinks, then I notice the little cu$ts pissed in my bestest tank bag, shit sakes I knew it was inside so I left the window open... did it go out NO...

    Now I often refer to the north islander as a feral rodent but even they aint a patch on the fucking mongrel cat...
    WTF do cats do for ya... they DONT play with ya, they DONT walk with ya and I have never seen a video of a fucking cat saving its owners life... na all the fucking c&^t of a thing wants is feeding and to shit in ya house...

    I now now why my grandad used to sit on his porch in the rocking chair with his 12 gauge and blow the fuck out of the cats as it lands on the fence, hed mutter "take that you gerry bastard"

    loth fucking pussy, nothing but trouble...

    ...yep...pussy sucks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...yep...pussy sucks...
    arse... not in my world it dont, whats the secret ya old c#$t... is it cos ya a ranga?
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    ...could be...
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  5. 8th July 2016, 19:06 #2810
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    were is every fucker... Im on the Ngahere and will be asleep in an hour
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  6. 8th July 2016, 19:28 #2811
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    were is every fucker... Im on the Ngahere and will be asleep in an hour
    don't fret precious i'm here
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  7. 8th July 2016, 19:30 #2812
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    were is every fucker... Im on the Ngahere and will be asleep in an hour
    I hope that's not the Lyttelton dredge Ngahere - nothing on board resembles a Guzzi...
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  8. 8th July 2016, 19:37 #2813
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    I hope that's not the Lyttelton dredge Ngahere - nothing on board resembles a Guzzi...
    no its a harringtons brew ya silly old bastard... want me to bring a couple over?
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  9. 8th July 2016, 19:56 #2814
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    no its a harringtons brew ya silly old bastard... want me to bring a couple over?
    Nah - don't come out on a night like this. wet as Axhole's undies out there.
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  10. 8th July 2016, 20:45 #2815
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    Nah - don't come out on a night like this. wet as Axhole's undies out there.
    jokes on you. i dont own (consequently dont wear) undies.
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  11. 8th July 2016, 21:24 #2816
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    jokes on you. i dont own (consequently dont wear) undies.
    Sheilas panties are still undies - so they say.....



    Oh. JD, coke and 'We're the Millers' for the win at Chez Scumdog this Friday night!
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  12. 9th July 2016, 09:49 #2817
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Sheilas panties are still undies - so they say.....
    my secret shame!


    Oh. JD, coke and 'We're the Millers' for the win at Chez Scumdog this Friday night!
    wrong thread
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  13. 22nd July 2016, 17:16 #2818
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    wrong thread
    Sheesh, how long have you been on this site? - it's KB ya moronic twat, there's no such thing as 'wrong thread' on KB.
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  15. 22nd July 2016, 17:27 #2820
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Sheesh, how long have you been on this site? - it's KB ya moronic twat, there's no such thing as 'wrong thread' on KB.
    The way somethings unravel round here a pulled thread is more likely...

    but then again, a pulled cock is also very likely.
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