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    Jim merely drew attention to the reality of 'that hypothetical situation'...
    The thread starter is the one with the problem when his view of 'fun' is not reciprocated by any or all. How many impressionable younguns here may actually put the bit of fun to the test, thinking there's no downside??
    Most of us here jump down the throat (typing fingers?) of those few posters who think it's funny to propose lane splitting at 200kph etc...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Sorry. An unwarranted assumption based on the CBR250. A dereliction which I of all people should not have been guilty of. Not that there is anything wrong with being a novice rider either, we all started sometime.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    I'm so sexy that when I'm riding, I smack my own butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Jim merely drew attention to the reality of 'that hypothetical situation'...
    The thread starter is the one with the problem when his view of 'fun' is not reciprocated by any or all. How many impressionable younguns here may actually put the bit of fun to the test, thinking there's no downside??
    Most of us here jump down the throat (typing fingers?) of those few posters who think it's funny to propose lane splitting at 200kph etc...
    i have heard of guys in the states striking armadillos and such with their feet... kills the animal, and leaves the rider with losts of lil broken bones in their foot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Have I ever thought about giving a friendly little smack on the cute bum of a cyclist, or biker, or biker's pillion...???
    Of course, I have...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Sorry. An unwarranted assumption based on the CBR250. A dereliction which I of all people should not have been guilty of. Not that there is anything wrong with being a novice rider either, we all started sometime.
    well I'm still on my learner if that helps haha. cbf doing the tests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    I'm so sexy that when I'm riding, I smack my own butt.
    Maurice has a mirror mounted on the swing arm, angled upward, specifically to admire his, whilst in motion. Says he got the idea from his bedroom, which is also furnished to provide him with a view whilst "in motion". Maybe you and he could start a club or something?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    I'm not a moderator.

    Yeah it's PC. We stopped bashing the opposite sex on the head and dragging them into caves some time ago.

    Light may not do the aforementioned act, ever. I have pleasant day dreams about the opposite sex also.

    However, he asked if anyone had thought of doing said act. I replied. Not only have people thought of it, they've done it. The one case I know of was catastrophic. I'm sure similar things have happed to many unsuspecting people minding their own business when unthinking idiots have lashed out with no regard for the consequences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    i have heard of guys in the states striking armadillos and such with their feet... kills the animal, and leaves the rider with losts of lil broken bones in their foot.

    back on the farm that was common when seeing a rabbit. Without the broken feets tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    I'm so sexy that when I'm riding, I smack my own butt.
    Really, and there I was thinking you held on to something like this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Really, and there I was thinking you held on to something like this

    What is that?.....some sort of fancy cigarette?.....

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    Final Epitaph of Light

    ……………..As the angry politically correct KB pack gathers with foaming humorless mouths, dripping with angry saliva. The poor Light tries vainly to defend himself from the gathering hoard. Firstly he tries to reiterate his words, then explain his meaning. But the hoards will have none of it. There is a point of principle here and no ones feelings will get in its way. Light lashes out in retribution but it is to no avail. The hoards will not be put usunder for the feelings of the poor young Light are inconsequential. Forever he will be pissed off at his attempt at a humorous scenario he shall not post on KB again. And the hoards felt satisfied, and KB returns to its equilibrium…………………. Life goes on………..

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    What is that?.....some sort of fancy cigarette?.....
    Obviously not the kind you smoke..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    I'm not a moderator.
    My apologies. It's hard to keep up . Post amended.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    My apologies. It's hard to keep up .
    That's what Grahameeboy used to tell his wife until the problem became apparent.

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